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The act of watching a video on your smart phone while sitting at your desk instead of using the one, two or three computer monitors present.

Pronounced jor-ing or hor-ing (spanish roots)
He was joring the new popular youtube video so as not to draw attention to himself.
joring by Zol43 October 5, 2016
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A sport of being dragged behind a source of pulling, usually an animal that pulls a person behind, while the person is wearing skis, skates, or standing on a platform that can slide on the ground, on snow, ice, sand or other surface provides easy sliding.

Today, it's become possible to do joring in the parks with bike paths or even in the streets using a new kind of personal electric transporters, that can pull a rider behind.
Joring is the world's oldest winter activity, done with the help of animals such as dogs or horses.

I will do some joring on roller skates this summer, thanks to my electric transporters I just bought.
Joring by jelectx January 8, 2023
Related Words
joring • joeing • Joing • joking • Jorking • jorina • Joking Off • joning • Josing • jobing
Happy yourself in any situation or predicament
We have no money to show but yet we jorngolo.
Life is too short so make we jorngolo.
Jorngolo by Kojo Prime October 17, 2018
A multi-meaning word which originated as prison slang in Louisiana, particularly South Louisiana and is primarily used in those areas.

Josing can be defined as the following:

1. Serving time in jail or prison.

2. Participating in an activity or distraction, particularly in jail, which makes the time seem to pass faster.

3. The act of joking at someone else's expense, especially in jail but also used in street context.
(Variation 1)
"My boy been josing for 3 years off a gun charge."

(Variation 2)
"Man if we could smoke in the parish jail we'd be straight josing."

(Variation 3)
"We was straight up josing off that boy all day - he got drove as fuck."
Josing by BR Phat March 4, 2013
The name Jorinde is very rare and comes from a fairy tale.
Jorindes are usually beautiful and smarter than others.
Some people will find her strange because she often lies on the floor.
Jorindes love to read and cook.
She very often has a beautiful dog that everyone else loves.
A Jorinde's best friend is often called Elise.
I met a Jorinde today. I will remember it forever.
Jorinde by Rosamagaretetete January 30, 2021

Grandpa Joeing 

Technique used mainly by males to sleep in the same quarters (Bed, Couch, etc.) without having the threat of gay/awkward encounters. The two will lay in opposite directions (feet next to head) mirroring the position used in the movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory by Grandpa Joe and the other geriatrics in that beat on shit-hole house.
I was Grandpa Joeing on the couch with Raff yesterday watchin golf

Yo I dont have anywhere to sleep, you mind if I Grandpa Joe with you.

I slept with Jim, its cool tho we Grandpa Joe'd
Grandpa Joeing by T$SS March 29, 2011
Working hard or actively seeking employment.

Taken from the jobing.com arena in Phoenix, AZ.
1. I've been jobing 9 to 5 for the past eight months and I can hardly pay the rent.

2. I've been jobing all day and I still can't find anything.
jobing by S. P. Lambert December 31, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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