jopito Share definition Flag jopito is basically anything dirty / raunchy. or, it is a mexican snack, according to jnl. girl : i want to jopito your jopito! boy : okay, jopito. OR... yum! i love jopitos! jopito by kc foolz March 25, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the jopito mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch