A girl who is loving and kind but can sometimes be mean. She’s cute and bubbly but can also be a bad bitch at times. She always down for a chat and always looks out for her friends. Jolanda is the type of girl that can eat a whole cow and still remain the same weight.
Jolanda is a baddy.
by Youremumsdog June 19, 2020
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Girl: Look what I got, a cute present from Jolanda!
Other girl: Ahww that is so sweet!
Boy: Who was calling on the phone?
Girl: Oh, it's Jolanda!
Other girl: Ahww that is so sweet!
Boy: Who was calling on the phone?
Girl: Oh, it's Jolanda!
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Get the Japanda mug.The best friggin name ever for one! Pretty, smart, and funny! Gives the best advice because she is the greatest person. Isnt easily defined. Oh yeah, did I mention she has awesome hair (cus' she does). The kindest sweetest friend anyone could ever ask for. I <3 YOU.
You remind me of a Joanda.
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