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Johanna
The most loyal person you can meet, she’s very funny, attractive and she would make you laugh at any moment. But has trust issues. She may be rlly hurting on the inside but she will always find out how to make you happy. Johanna is very mysterious and trustful. Please get a friend/gf named Johanna cuz she will be the best you will ever have.
That girl in your class, has a smile that lights up the entire room
That girl in your class, seemingly has amazing friends
That girl in your class, doesn’t remember the last time she didn’t cry
But hey johanna smiles so she’s okay...
Right?
That girl in your class, seemingly has amazing friends
That girl in your class, doesn’t remember the last time she didn’t cry
But hey johanna smiles so she’s okay...
Right?
Johanna by Depressed af January 12, 2019
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Johanda • johanna • Johana • jolanda • Johannah • Johandré • Johana & Steven • Johanalis • Johanan • Johanna Mason
Johana
A girl who likes to have a good time. She is super funny and trustworthy. All the boys try to talk to her because she’s a boy magnet, but she knows she’s too good for them. She is super smart and doesn’t even know it. She’s extremely pretty and caring.
Jolanda
A girl who is loving and kind but can sometimes be mean. She’s cute and bubbly but can also be a bad bitch at times. She always down for a chat and always looks out for her friends. Jolanda is the type of girl that can eat a whole cow and still remain the same weight.
Jolanda is a baddy.
Jolanda by Youremumsdog June 19, 2020
Johanna
The most loyal person you could meet also very funny she makes you laugh at any moment she is so attractive Please get a friend or girlfriend name Johanna because she will be the best you will ever have
Johanna by love pandas August 11, 2017
Johana
Johana is an amazing and a sporty person. She loves sports, her friends and her family. In the beginning she is very shy, but once you get to know her she is very funny. You can say many things about Johana, but she really cares about her friends and her family, once you get into her heart she is gonna care and love you like no one else. She will try to put a smile on your face everyday, especially if you’re feeling down.
Johana by Hillichilli November 24, 2021
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