Jomanda

a bitch that likes to steal cell phones for no reason but to hook up with guys.

"what happened to your phone?"
"oh, jomanda"
"that blows."

by horsevagina March 25, 2010

Jolanda

A girl who is loving and kind but can sometimes be mean. She’s cute and bubbly but can also be a bad bitch at times. She always down for a chat and always looks out for her friends. Jolanda is the type of girl that can eat a whole cow and still remain the same weight.

Jolanda is a baddy.

by Youremumsdog June 19, 2020

jomana

A girl that's so funny and caring and like everyone loves she's not jelouse of anyone so she's just amazing

Have you seen jomana she's my new friend cause she's awesome

by Basbosa March 7, 2017

Jolanda

Jolanda's are caring people. They always think about a way to cheer you up, although they are not always happy themselves. They love to surprise you with funny gifts. Are on the one hand naive and gullible, but on the other hand a bit suspicious towards strangers and the unknown. Often underestimate themselves, but are very creative and smart. They love family and friends very much and miss them when they're not around. A Jolanda has a need for attention and won't feel well without people around her. Loves to talk and call you on the phone. Sometimes seems to complain a lot, but she never gives up, even though life is sometimes difficult. Jolanda's can be a bit irritating and too affectionate. Has a generous smile, an infectious laugh and are very sweet, which is why people like to be with her.

Girl: Look what I got, a cute present from Jolanda!
Other girl: Ahww that is so sweet!

Boy: Who was calling on the phone?
Girl: Oh, it's Jolanda!

by TheFamilyGirl December 18, 2018

Jamanda

Someone who is fun, and full of positive spirit. A great person all around.

Jamanda donated her paycheck to the orphanage.

by Steve12345678 May 1, 2011

Jomana

O.M.G. Jomana. She is litterallly the best girl in existence. She can be shy if she doesnt really know you, but she will blossom if you open up to her. She always falls for people who don't like her back, and when they do end up liking her shes over them. She's very independent, so try to not to aggrivate her. One wrong step and she'll never forgive you. To sum it up, she will make your life a living hell. She's a beautiful brunette.

Tips for asking out a Jo:
Don't be subtle. Just do it. If she likes you too, she will let you know.

Person 1: Did you see that girl over there with her friends?
Person 2: Yeah they are so populaur!
P1: Yeah IK i think thats Jomana!!!

by kiyyin125 March 20, 2020

Jomanna

An amazing, hilarious, gorgeous girl who was bestowed with this beautiful name in order to praise her perfection. Jomanna is talented in many ways, including being a blonde and having moments of utter stupidity which have come to be known as "pulling a Jomanna".

Bjorn: OMG did you see what Jomanna just did?
Trev: Yeah, she just pulled a Jomanna.

by JJk December 10, 2012