Jomanda
Jomanda by horsevagina March 25, 2010
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Jolanda
A girl who is loving and kind but can sometimes be mean. She’s cute and bubbly but can also be a bad bitch at times. She always down for a chat and always looks out for her friends. Jolanda is the type of girl that can eat a whole cow and still remain the same weight.
Jolanda is a baddy.
Jolanda by Youremumsdog June 19, 2020
Jolanda
Jolanda's are caring people. They always think about a way to cheer you up, although they are not always happy themselves. They love to surprise you with funny gifts. Are on the one hand naive and gullible, but on the other hand a bit suspicious towards strangers and the unknown. Often underestimate themselves, but are very creative and smart. They love family and friends very much and miss them when they're not around. A Jolanda has a need for attention and won't feel well without people around her. Loves to talk and call you on the phone. Sometimes seems to complain a lot, but she never gives up, even though life is sometimes difficult. Jolanda's can be a bit irritating and too affectionate. Has a generous smile, an infectious laugh and are very sweet, which is why people like to be with her.
Girl: Look what I got, a cute present from Jolanda!
Other girl: Ahww that is so sweet!
Boy: Who was calling on the phone?
Girl: Oh, it's Jolanda!
Other girl: Ahww that is so sweet!
Boy: Who was calling on the phone?
Girl: Oh, it's Jolanda!
Jolanda by TheFamilyGirl December 18, 2018
Jamanda
Jamanda by Steve12345678 May 1, 2011
Jomana
O.M.G. Jomana. She is litterallly the best girl in existence. She can be shy if she doesnt really know you, but she will blossom if you open up to her. She always falls for people who don't like her back, and when they do end up liking her shes over them. She's very independent, so try to not to aggrivate her. One wrong step and she'll never forgive you. To sum it up, she will make your life a living hell. She's a beautiful brunette.
Tips for asking out a Jo:
Don't be subtle. Just do it. If she likes you too, she will let you know.
Tips for asking out a Jo:
Don't be subtle. Just do it. If she likes you too, she will let you know.
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