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nihongo jozu

Officially it means "Your Japanese is Good!"

But in actuality means "Your Japanese sucks ass"
Foreigner : Sumimasen, Eki Doko Desuka?

Japanese : Ah, Nihongo Jozu desu ne
Related Words
joozu JOOZ jooze jooeun Joozin Joolusional joomun joozh jhozue Joobus
Joozians are an alien race that control all media within the "Southpark" universe.

They have two ears but six limbs (four of which are focused as arms), very large hook noses, very tiny eyes, and a tapered skull.

Joozians in both name and appearance are intended to be a parody on stereotypical Jews.
-Information taken from alien species wiki.
Joozian by Gent. June 4, 2014

Jootuber 

One who surfs for random youtube usernames and posts comments such as "I was Here", or a comment related to the username, or just plain spam.

Some popular stops are:
youtube.com/index

youtube.com/lol

youtube.com/miley
Dude, I've really been practicing this hobby of bein' a JOOTUBER. It's pretty fun, man. Now people are starting to comment on my channel! I'm already up to 100!
Jootuber by Ashabeth October 20, 2008
slang for the word "Jews", i.e. Jewish people.
It's Hanukkah time biatch! Big up to all da Jooz in the hizzy!
jooz by garbuhj November 29, 2009
Verb. To fuss with your clothing or hairstyle in order to improve its apperance. Popularized by Carson Kressley from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
We'll add a vintage belt and tuck in your shirt and joozh the sleeves... there, MUCH better!
joozh by pixie52 September 6, 2005

Joozinek 

The Southpark synonym for a hot chick, a stripper or a hooker, used by aliens. In the Southpark episode 'Cancelled', the boys travel to an alien planet far far away only to realize that the universe is just a weekly TV show aired on FOGLE TV, an alien network, and is supposed to be cancelled !
The aliens refer to the hot strippers in the night club as 'Joozineks'.
Alien 1: Would you look at the heglars on that joozinek?
Alien 2: Oh yeah ! I would hit that all night long !
Joozinek by Kratos4eva June 7, 2011