joostin

Someone who sits in a discord voicecall alone for 3 hours ( big sad )

dam who the f*ck is sitting alone in a discord call?

joostin cuz noone will join and he is lonely so he gets desperate

joostin by Joostin(bigsad) August 25, 2021

Peep jousting 

A game involving the classic Easter candy, Marshmallow Peeps. Each Peep has a toothpick sticking out of the front of it, like a lance. Two Peeps, so armed, are placed in a microwave facing each other. As they are heated, they expand, until one Peep's toothpick makes contact with the other, causing the unfortunate bugger to pop.

Peep jousting is one of the few things those nasty lumps of sugar are actually good for.

Peep jousting by sminturn November 3, 2006

Jostina 

The Best Girl that can possibly be conceived in the entire universe, She is always found smiling and will always help and aid those in need. Jostina's are extreemly rare to find and once found must be contained as to not lose her among the other ordinary girls.

Eg.I found a JOSTINA! :o

Jostina by Ma1ek June 29, 2011

Mattress Jousting

When two people take a mattress off a bed(usually in a dorm hallway),hold it in front of them holding it by the sides or the back and get a big distance between them. Then, they run and charge into each other and whoever stays standing is the winner.A commonly known late-night college activity.

I grabbed my mattress and ran at Cody after I heard we were mattress jousting.

Mattress Jousting by Big Short January 20, 2009

anal jousting butt pirate 

adj; A person (man) who likes to ram other men in the anal cavity with their erect penis.

You sir, are an anal jousting butt pirate.

anal jousting butt pirate by WhiteyMcLC June 19, 2006

hilt jousting 

The act of two males sword fighting using their erect penises, often to duel for a woman's affections

They decided to settle their differences through hilt jousting

hilt jousting by No puttz January 24, 2015

Dick Jousting 

When two guys get raging boners and run into each other at full speed until one man gives up.

1) Hey sweet boner. Wanna dick joust?
2) Flip a coin? Fuck that I'll dick joust you for it
3) Rock Paper Scissors is for pussies. Dick jousting solves all problems

Dick Jousting by Goochtastic September 4, 2013