joorf
someone who coughs nonstop and irretates you so much that you want to stuff your down his/her throat
that joorf is pissing me off!
joorf by kooleyoohmoma February 28, 2008
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Jorf
Word completely made up for the streaming series "Jury Duty" as a fictional in-universe code for white supremacists. The fake definition was originally added to Urban Dictionary to make the scenario more immersive for its subject.
Jorf by CaptHayfever June 9, 2023
jorfraud
A nickname for the for 6x champion and hall of famer Michael Jordan.He receives this name because he is 1-9 in the playoffs without Scottie Pippen(his dad).Scottie led in every statistical category other than points.JorBitch will never be on LeGoats level
Jorpussy,Jorass,Jorbitch,Jorfraud
jorfraud by LeLegend James April 1, 2021
Joorś Maclaus
Joorś Maclaus - Deprived from the French word Force majeure meaning when a party takes advantage of a situation or event to another parties detriment and the party on the receiving end has no ability to enact force majeure. Essentially leaving them speechless.
Person 1: hey you took my after shave give it back.
Person 2: yeah, nah.
Person 1: wtf why.
Person 2: Joorś Maclaus
Person 1: well... fuck.
Person 2: yeah, nah.
Person 1: wtf why.
Person 2: Joorś Maclaus
Person 1: well... fuck.
Joorś Maclaus by Wright Aidan May 21, 2020
Jooroo
Jooroo by Not Foster February 22, 2021
They Took ye'r joorbs!
A phrase a white person says right after they had just lost their because a person of a different race is willing to work for much cheaper.
Whitey: I lost my job to that fag Mexican
Whitey #2: They took ye'r joorb.
Whitey #3:Te'kk er jerbs! ><
Whitey #4: ?? jerbzz!
Whitey #2: They took ye'r joorb.
Whitey #3:Te'kk er jerbs! ><
Whitey #4: ?? jerbzz!
They Took ye'r joorbs! by I care June 5, 2005
Jorf
Jorf by HBenthusiast24 April 15, 2023
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