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Jurassic Prick 

I watched Jurassic Prick on a grandpa porn website today and understood the true meaning of "Life finds a way."
Jurassic Prick by murribunda December 27, 2021

Jurassic Dork

A suspiciously normal looking fellow, who cannot understand why he is called 'Jurassic Dork.'

He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.
Bill: Hey, what's up, Jurassic Dork? Why do they call you that?

Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)

Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
Jurassic Dork by The Creep1 March 17, 2011
When someone is being a fucking ass for absolutely no reason and is always picking on you somehow. That person also has a fatass.
Person A: What? Why the long face?
Person B: Ugh, just got joassed by some bitch, didn't even say anything to her!
Joass by acornbabe November 3, 2019

Jurassic Park 

A great peice of Cinematic magic,
Jurassic Park by Rob T September 15, 2003

Jurassic Park Syndrome 

The condition arising when writers/producers feel compelled to put the focus (and spend undue screen time) on human characters in a movie that people are going to see mainly for its depiction of dinosaurs, giant robots, or other action/effects phenomena.
Yeah, the Transformers movie was cool.. when it finally *got* to the Transformers, instead of that kid. That was total Jurassic Park Syndrome.

Jurassic Park 3 

basically an amalgamation of all the cool bits left out of the jurassic park books rolled into a mediocre movie.
"hey the new jurassic park 3 movie looks good"

"no it doesnt, how did you get in my house?"