jorass

to harass one named "Joe".

"Hey Frank! There's that Joe again! Time to jorass him!"

by NIGGA FACE March 24, 2005

Jurassic Prick

An old man's penis

I watched Jurassic Prick on a grandpa porn website today and understood the true meaning of "Life finds a way."

by murribunda December 27, 2021

Jurassic Dork

A suspiciously normal looking fellow, who cannot understand why he is called 'Jurassic Dork.'

He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.

Bill: Hey, what's up, Jurassic Dork? Why do they call you that?

Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)

Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

by The Creep1 March 17, 2011

Joass

When someone is being a fucking ass for absolutely no reason and is always picking on you somehow. That person also has a fatass.

Person A: What? Why the long face?
Person B: Ugh, just got joassed by some bitch, didn't even say anything to her!

by acornbabe November 3, 2019

Jurassic Park

A great peice of Cinematic magic,

Welcome to Jurassic Park..

by Rob T September 15, 2003

Jurassic Park Syndrome

The condition arising when writers/producers feel compelled to put the focus (and spend undue screen time) on human characters in a movie that people are going to see mainly for its depiction of dinosaurs, giant robots, or other action/effects phenomena.

Yeah, the Transformers movie was cool.. when it finally *got* to the Transformers, instead of that kid. That was total Jurassic Park Syndrome.

by CaptainScorpio September 30, 2008

Jurassic Park 3

basically an amalgamation of all the cool bits left out of the jurassic park books rolled into a mediocre movie.

"hey the new jurassic park 3 movie looks good"

"no it doesnt, how did you get in my house?"

by alangrantdigshere October 4, 2008