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joofa by Anonymous__33 July 9, 2024
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johfam by Johnnyswifee November 26, 2020
Joosab
To 'Joosab' is to entice someone out of their hard won riches using a devious ploy, i.e. to swindle them.
It primarily means to swindle with indifference, be it a stranger or a life-long friend, everyone's a target. A 'Joosab' is often carried out through unscrupulous trickery, used to defraud others and eliminate enemies.
To Joosab also incorporates the worst swindling of all, emotional swindling. Ruthless and devastating, it occurs when a Joosabian uses counterfeit emotion to win the hearts of the masses, before dismissing them and hence crushing their spirits. Many who have been so severely Joosab-ed often never recover.
To 'Joosab someone's heart' is a phrase often used to describe heartbreak.
It primarily means to swindle with indifference, be it a stranger or a life-long friend, everyone's a target. A 'Joosab' is often carried out through unscrupulous trickery, used to defraud others and eliminate enemies.
To Joosab also incorporates the worst swindling of all, emotional swindling. Ruthless and devastating, it occurs when a Joosabian uses counterfeit emotion to win the hearts of the masses, before dismissing them and hence crushing their spirits. Many who have been so severely Joosab-ed often never recover.
To 'Joosab someone's heart' is a phrase often used to describe heartbreak.
Joosab by JustAnotherPenguin November 25, 2010
jooja
Pronounced with a soft 'j'. Both a noun and an adjective used to describe something so cute af you kinda wanna smush your face into it. Generally reserved for animals, small children and Hodor from Game Of Thrones.
Jojofag
A person in catagory as a week except only liking or using memes related to the long running series of anime and manga known as JoJo's bizzare adventure
Jojofag by Is there a name left November 25, 2018
Joonatan
Joonatan is a very special person he is handsome, Athletic and he is packing something big. He loves sports, infact thats the only thing he talks about.
He loves laughing and making jokes. He is never sad on the outside even tho he might be destroyed on the inside. He loves dogs and animals.
Also known to be a big fuckboy and confident person.
He loves laughing and making jokes. He is never sad on the outside even tho he might be destroyed on the inside. He loves dogs and animals.
Also known to be a big fuckboy and confident person.
Joonatan by Whereismydad October 22, 2018
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