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The most handsome looking stud known to man, standing approximately 6'6 he attracts all men to him with his beautiful face and athletic body. His brother Daniel Hwang also stands approximately 6'2 and also pulls mad male species of all kinds.
"No way is that jooni? I heard his 3 inch cock which is perfectly average and enough totally made that girl satisfied last night"
"I heard that too, except it was a man."
"A girl can only dream to have a guy like him."
jooni by gman6020 March 5, 2022
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jibbi ja jooni le boobi 

jibbi ja jooni le boobi is a phrase used by me, you usually say it not capitalized. You say 'jibbi ja jooni le boobi' when you have nothing else to say. its also a meme. just not a common one.
oh, jibbi ja jooni le boobi..
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Is very sassy

Is a bad chick

Very loyal

Wife material

Beautiful in her own way

Confident

Don't care what others have to say

Weird

Funny

Smart
Jonique is the most unique name of a unique girl in the whole wide world
jonique by QveenJ April 22, 2017
She is a great friend, will do anything for anyone in need. She has massive style and beauty, and all of that can't even compare to her sense of humor and intelligence. She is the most loving and caring person you could meet and when she loves she loves hard. When she says the words " I love you " she means but she won't say them easily. It will take her whole heart for her to tell you that she loves you but when she does it will be amazing.
Joniya can make you smile, even on your worse day
Joniya by Youngghodess May 13, 2018
Israeli slang for a non-combatant soldier who serves his nation by doing secretarial work, clerking, counting inventory, or some other "job"-like function. Generally used with a hint of derision, as if the jobnik is lazier than a fighter.
Female form: jobnikit.
Plural form: jobnikim.
You want to be a jobnik? That's gonna be so boring, doing that for three years.
jobnik by MaSh92587 May 22, 2005
A person of extreme chaos. Someone who's so chaotically amazing that not only does his awesome tend to burn your flesh and blind you, but he's so confusing he can make your brain explode. If you survive the initial skin burn, don't try to communicate with him, because he can't hear you over the sound of how awesome he is. But underneath all the awesome is a heart of gold and an honorable person, definitely worth knowing. Even though it's a challenge.
Ahhhh! My brain is exploding and I can't see! There must be a Jonix!

He's not that horrible, he's just a Jonix.

My Jonix is better than your Jonix!
Jonix by Jonixluver April 13, 2010
Jonisha is a lady who believes in god.she enjoys church very much. Hard to get to know but in the end she will be one if the most realest friends you ever meant she will never leave your side no matter how much you've hurted her. She is so silly. She fears bugs. When she likes someone she sticks with that person. She is shy at time. She could get a little stubborn. She cannot stand in one place. she is deeply in love with food. When it comes to her friends she chooses to go last in everything if you find yourself a jonisha your very lucky to have her.
So I just meant this girl named jonisha aye she's pretty cool

A Jonisha? You got you a Jonisha your so lucky don't ever switch up on you she will tell you like it is and she is the most loyal person you'll ever meet.
Jonisha by Band.bae August 15, 2017
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