A person of extreme chaos. Someone who's so chaotically amazing that not only does his awesome tend to burn your flesh and blind you, but he's so confusing he can make your brain explode. If you survive the initial skin burn, don't try to communicate with him, because he can't hear you over the sound of how awesome he is. But underneath all the awesome is a heart of gold and an honorable person, definitely worth knowing. Even though it's a challenge.
Ahhhh! My brain is exploding and I can't see! There must be a Jonix!

He's not that horrible, he's just a Jonix.

My Jonix is better than your Jonix!
by Jonixluver April 13, 2010
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