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Hoober Joober 

Like a zombie but faster, smarter and they live in the forests or underground. The term is used to describe when you are so scared in the wilderness that you start to think that actual half beast half human zombie creatures are going to prey upon you and your companions.
Have you seen The Descent? Yea that was like the best portrayal of a hoober joober ever.
Hoober Joober by ZetaS September 6, 2009

ass worshipping rim-jobbers 

This porno that I have in my closet
a word that officially means half-jewish, but can be used anytime.
wow, hes half jewish and half shark. hes so joober.

omg who joobered on your face?
joober by chachie April 3, 2004
That guy dancing over there is such a joober
Joober by Fishmanater October 27, 2009

jooberum 

a hand movement which u can use for a drinking game, to annoy people when doing it in their face or just to piss about and have fun with
make a spider with ur hand, turn it upside down, then clench and un-clench ur hand as fast as u can..

u need to say JOOBERUM while doing it, adds to the effect
jooberum by kiffy1990 January 28, 2010
One who who loves to show off her (or his?) cleavage- butt and chest cleavage
Look at her bend over-she is such a Joober!

Christy, can you please make sure my boyfriend knows I am not a joober?

Joober, your thong is showing again!
Joober by E.Co January 23, 2005
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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