joober

a word that officially means half-jewish, but can be used anytime.

wow, hes half jewish and half shark. hes so joober.

omg who joobered on your face?

by chachie April 3, 2004

Joober

A Jewish Goober

That guy dancing over there is such a joober

by Fishmanater October 27, 2009

Joober

One who who loves to show off her (or his?) cleavage- butt and chest cleavage

Look at her bend over-she is such a Joober!

Christy, can you please make sure my boyfriend knows I am not a joober?

Joober, your thong is showing again!

by E.Co January 23, 2005

Joober

A jewish rodian, usually pink, most often seen wearing hotpants.

joober is pink, and probably eats babies, maybe he is a noob, i dont know.

by Anonymous January 31, 2005

Hoober Joober

Like a zombie but faster, smarter and they live in the forests or underground. The term is used to describe when you are so scared in the wilderness that you start to think that actual half beast half human zombie creatures are going to prey upon you and your companions.

Have you seen The Descent? Yea that was like the best portrayal of a hoober joober ever.

by ZetaS September 6, 2009

Nut Jobber

when you’d rather (spicy Boston accent) erra bend yourself into a a pretzel and lick your own bean bag...deez nutz erra, taint, rather than Hot Big Ben, Siphoes, cock throttling puss-say with your MDE caaaack

I know this sweet siphoe who seemed ok but after sniifing her STANK cock throttling sniizach I decided to just give myself a Nut Jobber rather than crossing that hot cess puss-say pool

by British Gal 1973 January 25, 2021

day jobber

A person who maintains a job Monday- Friday but slips into patch-work pants on Friday afternoon and roams the lot pretending to be a tour rat. Most wookies can locate day jobbers quickly due to their cleanliness and overall scent. Day jobbers often collect ticket stubs and begin sentences with "Dude I have seen phish soo many times."

"Dude Odie is such a freaking day jobber- she drives a bmw bro."

by Rudy Wagoner May 3, 2008