jonzey 

The best cunt you will ever meet

Man that dude we met was the maddest cunt ever he reminds me of jonzey

jonzey by Sledge79 February 28, 2021

Jonsey time

To go to something at least 10 Minutes before it starts

Why are we going so early what are we doing? running on Jonsey time?

Jonsey time by GOBIOUS INDUSTRYS January 27, 2010

spike jonze 

the roots to the tree of awesomeness. the bassline to the best song in the world. the outlet to the power of the universe. the beautiful, pure, perfect pink rose standing out in a garbage dump. spike jonze isn't the second coming of jesus, he is jesus.

blind man: o dear spike....revive my vision

Spike Jonze: Yes my Child. I shall heal your sight with my beautiful films and really hot face

spike jonze by megan sarasua January 17, 2008

joozey 

Something that is extremely wet and sticky and just keeps oozing.

"Jinkies!" Velma screamed, my pussay is joozey.

joozey by Jethfhj April 9, 2017

Jonzy

The supreme leader of Jonzyland ruler of all the earth. Top bloke, best racing driver ever and the most well-rounded bloke you can find. There's only one Jonzy

"I Jonzy have come to give you the gift of Jonzyism, the greatest gift of them all"

Jonzy by Supreme Leader Jonzy the I June 16, 2018

jongey 

Jongey acts as a replacement for adjectives such as stinky, smelly, pongy and stankin

She is renowned for her jongey snatch, which is why she has no sexual relations

jongey by Jongey May 26, 2020

Jonkey day

Jonkey day is the most awesome day of the year for the most awesome person because he’s a goat a legend.
JONKEY DAY WOOOOOOOOO

Person 1 - Bro today is jonkey day

Person 2- FUCK YEAH IT IS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jonkey day by Jonkey monkey # 1 fan September 5, 2021