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1.To be berwildered, 2.to replace forgoten word, name or detail, 3.replaces unliked friend's actual names, 4.describe something frustrating.
1.Ooh..what the jonezy was that!? 2.his name was um... jonezy.
3. "Im sorry but your names now jonezy" 4. Mr.Mcgreggormic called his axe a 'jonezy' when the handel broke.
jonezy by blaxlan September 13, 2008
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Opria: Dude did you see Jonezy lately?
Brandon: yea dude, hes not metal
Jonezy by Branopria May 17, 2008
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jonezy • jonesy • jonezin' • Joney • jonelyn • Jonerys • Joezyah • joezyan • jonczyk • Jonesy69n
Having a withdrawal, or craving for something, an addiction. Can be drug related.
He quit a few days ago, but is really jonezin for one.
Jonezin by Hollaback21 March 14, 2009
She is a smart woman capable of doing anything problem that comes her way. Jonelyn likes to help people if they ask and will almost never start the conversation first. She unintentionally may seem like a showoff. However she is always concerned about what other people would think of her. Jonelyn need to learn that people don’t pay attention to others as much as she may think.
“Jonelyn helped me with my homework!”
jonelyn by DarlingSparow September 15, 2019

jonesy special 

Used while playing pool, if someone sinks a ball they didn't mean to, or sinks a ball in a pocket they weren't going for.

A fluke shot.
*Aubry hits the balls hard and one bounces off 3 cushions before sinking in a pocket he wasn't aiming at.
Everyone else: "Jonesy special!"
jonesy special by theButcher July 19, 2007
A sexy beast, good in bed
Wow! He was such a jonesy last night!
Jonesy by DarthJader24 June 16, 2011
The supreme leader of Jonzyland ruler of all the earth. Top bloke, best racing driver ever and the most well-rounded bloke you can find. There's only one Jonzy
"I Jonzy have come to give you the gift of Jonzyism, the greatest gift of them all"
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