jonny law 

A male police officer. hillbilly slang for the police.

Slow down moose, Jonny law is waiting up the road.
Jonny law gave me another speeding ticket today.

jonny law by lisarath November 7, 2005

johnny law 

Asshole cops who pull people over and give tickets for the dumbest things. Often found on UConn campus...

"A ticket? Fucking johnny law!"

johnny law by kdrrrgs February 9, 2009

the Jenny law 

The Jenny law states that any person with the name of Jenny with a last name starting with S can not be sick or ill in anyway.

“No Jenny you can’t be sick that breaking the Jenny law”

the Jenny law by Hunt budunt December 18, 2023

Jenny's Law 

There is a cat meme for any and all conceivable events

Person 1: *Sees a Cat riding a unicorn waving a flag* Jenny's law is still undeniably true!

Jenny's Law by Unburntoast March 3, 2024

Johnny Walker's law 

Johhny Walker's law occurs when, in an Internet argument, an interlocutor posts an arguement so stupid he winds up pwning himself.

Named for a brand of Scotch which the man who inspired the law was fooled into sending to a fake person for fake information, thereby destroying his chances of ever being taken seriously again.

1. Iain Hall: "John, the facts of the matter are that for all of the Warminista posturing the Australian people are not convinced, check out the two polls that each show more than 70% of the respondents are “unbelievers”."

John: Surname "It’s the idiotic right at work - Iain chooses apparent public consensus on two News Ltd webpolls (which can in no way be rigged by Andrew Bolt and co.), over the scienetific consensus. Why do I get the feeling he just lost that argument on his own? I name this Johnny Walker's law."

2. Iain Hall: "I am not claiming that the Polls are in any way definitive but they are consistent with straw polls that I have conducted myself amongst friends and acquaintances, basically most people do not believe the AGW hypothesis, or they feel that the problem is exaggerated by true believers like yourself."

Sammy Jankin: "Another great example of Johnny Walker’s law in action. “Sure, those polls don’t really mean anything. But I asked my mates, and they don’t believe in AGW, and my mates are a suitable subset of the population from which to draw statistical inferences.”"

Johnny Walker's law by W.A Stalker July 18, 2009

johnny Lawrence

Daddy

*you look up daddy in a dictionary* and a picture of Johnny Lawrence from the Netflix series cobra Kai comes up

johnny Lawrence by Skeleton_fag January 23, 2021

Johnny Lawrence

extremely attractive man from cobra kai/karate kid aka my bae

father of robby keene

best friend of miguel diaz
and husband of me :)

hey look its johnny Lawrence

OMG HES THE HOT GUY FROM COBRA KAI/KARATE KID I WAS TELLING U ABOUT

Johnny Lawrence by mybaejohnny June 27, 2021