kdrrrgs's definitions

whore list

a list made by mildly promiscuous teenaged girls comprised of their potential conquests. names are crossed off as the sex act is completed. they are posted in the bedroom of whichever friend is in the least danger of the list-owner's boyfriend viewing it.

"he's fucking hot, he is so on my whore list."

"so i totally got to cross corey off my whore list last night..."

by kdrrrgs February 18, 2008

vegetarian sex

the best sex you'll ever have. vegetarians let there inner-animal out in the bedroom. all those years of repressed meat eating desires finally pay off.

"we may not eat animals, but we sure fuck like them!"

"kate really is an animal in the bed, i'm so glad we had vegetarian sex. i'm thinking about converting, actually."

by kdrrrgs February 18, 2008

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a phrase for "i hate my life" or simaraly, "fuck my life" popularized by the eighties cult classic movie "Heathers" starting Winona Ryder.

"you want me to go talk to those losers? fuck me gently with a chainsaw."

by kdrrrgs August 18, 2008

free parking

A easy girl, often referred to a quick lay or a slut.

"She's free parking, man. I know at least seven guys she's been with in the past year."

by kdrrrgs February 11, 2009

vegemite

an affectionate term used to describe a loved one. most commonly used in austriala and willimantic, ct.

"she's a clever little vegemite!"

by kdrrrgs February 18, 2008

gypsy

Someone who hoards money or doesn't pay their way. Polictically correct way to call out someone for being a Jew about money.

"No gas money? Your such a gypsy."

by kdrrrgs February 9, 2009

johnny law

Asshole cops who pull people over and give tickets for the dumbest things. Often found on UConn campus...

"A ticket? Fucking johnny law!"

by kdrrrgs February 9, 2009