prom dyke

when two girls go to prom together because they cannot find guys to go with them.

"no one asked me to prom, so i'm just gunna go with my friend emili. she's my prom dyke."

by kdrrrgs May 07, 2008

johnny law

Asshole cops who pull people over and give tickets for the dumbest things. Often found on UConn campus...

"A ticket? Fucking johnny law!"

by kdrrrgs February 10, 2009

pulling a european

skipping a day of showering. based of the common rumor/assumption that europeans don't shower every day. not meant to be rude toward europeans, just a way of telling someone that you skipped showering without the rest of the world thinking your disgusting and you stink.

"my alarm went off late today and i didn't have time to shower so i ended up pulling a european."

by kdrrrgs February 21, 2008

vegetarian sex

the best sex you'll ever have. vegetarians let there inner-animal out in the bedroom. all those years of repressed meat eating desires finally pay off.

"we may not eat animals, but we sure fuck like them!"

"kate really is an animal in the bed, i'm so glad we had vegetarian sex. i'm thinking about converting, actually."

by kdrrrgs February 18, 2008

gypsy

Someone who hoards money or doesn't pay their way. Polictically correct way to call out someone for being a Jew about money.

"No gas money? Your such a gypsy."

by kdrrrgs February 10, 2009

whore list

a list made by mildly promiscuous teenaged girls comprised of their potential conquests. names are crossed off as the sex act is completed. they are posted in the bedroom of whichever friend is in the least danger of the list-owner's boyfriend viewing it.

"he's fucking hot, he is so on my whore list."

"so i totally got to cross corey off my whore list last night..."

by kdrrrgs February 18, 2008

free parking

A easy girl, often referred to a quick lay or a slut.

"She's free parking, man. I know at least seven guys she's been with in the past year."

by kdrrrgs February 12, 2009