Definitions by kdrrrgs

Booty Music 

Music that gets your booty moving and encourages outrageous dancing. This is not your average dance song, this is the ultimate dance song. Even nerdy white girls fall victim to the charm and pull of BOOTY MUSIC.

"This music is not conducive to my booty. Where has all the booty music gone?"

Booty Music by kdrrrgs April 8, 2009

free parking 

A easy girl, often referred to a quick lay or a slut.

"She's free parking, man. I know at least seven guys she's been with in the past year."

free parking by kdrrrgs February 11, 2009

johnny law 

Asshole cops who pull people over and give tickets for the dumbest things. Often found on UConn campus...

"A ticket? Fucking johnny law!"

johnny law by kdrrrgs February 9, 2009

gypsy 

Someone who hoards money or doesn't pay their way. Polictically correct way to call out someone for being a Jew about money.

"No gas money? Your such a gypsy."

gypsy by kdrrrgs February 9, 2009

fuck me gently with a chainsaw 

a phrase for "i hate my life" or simaraly, "fuck my life" popularized by the eighties cult classic movie "Heathers" starting Winona Ryder.

"you want me to go talk to those losers? fuck me gently with a chainsaw."

fuck me gently with a chainsaw by kdrrrgs August 18, 2008

prom dyke 

when two girls go to prom together because they cannot find guys to go with them.

"no one asked me to prom, so i'm just gunna go with my friend emili. she's my prom dyke."

prom dyke by kdrrrgs May 11, 2008

pulling a european 

skipping a day of showering. based of the common rumor/assumption that europeans don't shower every day. not meant to be rude toward europeans, just a way of telling someone that you skipped showering without the rest of the world thinking your disgusting and you stink.

"my alarm went off late today and i didn't have time to shower so i ended up pulling a european."

pulling a european by kdrrrgs February 23, 2008