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Chong Jojun Balsa 

Jungkook's famous line from Not Today,

Meaning-Aim! Fire! Shoot!
Yo! Not Today is so fire!

I know right, JungKook's, Chong Jojun balsa" Is simply lit, my favorite part.
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Drago Jonjić 

Strongest man of all time, he constructed all pyramids in Egypt, helped Ceaser come to the top, made tactics for Napoleon on how to subjugate all of Europe, helped Stalin establish communism and was the one who killed Hitler, most importantly he was Tito's master.

His knowledge is great and still grows to this day.
Ivan: Commander Stalin, what shall we do now for our people.
Stalin: Hmmm, let me talk to Drago Jonjić, he will know what to do.
Jongup is a member of a South-Korean group called B.A.P Jongup has a body sculpted by the gods. He is either an idiot or a genius, but no one really knows which.
My sister: Hey so who's your bias in B.A.P?
Me: Jongup
Jongup by vbelle September 9, 2014
The sacrilegious union of a Jaffa Cake and a Donut.
dude1 - this confection tastes just like a jaffa cake but looks like a donut?
dude2 - yes matey, its a Jonut!
Jonut by W113 May 1, 2023

Jonus Bonus 

An iteration of the well-known Shocker maneuver. While applying the Shocker, you mad add the Jonus Bonus (aka Jo-Bo) by tickling the females clit with a flicking of the thumb. The strength and severity of the tickling depends solely on the dirtyness (and to some extent) size of the girl.
Dude, she was really feelin it so I slipped her the Jonus Bonus. It was grade A brah!
Jonus Bonus by thatjgirl January 19, 2010
Sales driving machine!!!

The human version of a honey badger.
The dynasty crusher.
The elite slayer.

The swag killer.

Hunts honey badgers even though he is the human version of one.

The giant demolisher.

Money Mesa destroyer.

Jojuan is as close to a god as a human could be.
I wish I was Jojuan.
Jojuan by TheMafia December 12, 2012