Jongup

Jongup is a member of a South-Korean group called B.A.P Jongup has a body sculpted by the gods. He is either an idiot or a genius, but no one really knows which.

My sister: Hey so who's your bias in B.A.P?
Me: Jongup

by vbelle September 9, 2014

moon jongup

Moon Jongup is the main dancer and sub- vocal of the group B. A.P. He can make many fangirls and fanboys go crazy. One moment he's showing his angelic smile and you'd want to bake him a batch of cupcakes, the next moment ( usually when he's dancing) you'd want to rub the cupcakes all over him. Jongup also is referred to his Cheetos ( my god those Cheetos... Help me.) which are his biceps to match his immensely sexy dancing.

Baby 1: Omg did you see Moon Jongup's performance

Baby 2: The CHEETOS!!

Baby1: I can't believe those moves come from the same boy with dat angelic smile.
Baby2: Ikr

by Fun327 November 20, 2014

Jongus

Northern English slang-term for an overweight middle age man with a tendency to sleep with younger, teenage women.

Person 1: "I heard he slept with an 18 year old the other night.."

Person 2: "yeah he's a jongus"

by Brian The Pirate February 14, 2022

jongu

A guy who is best known for having overexcess amount of H. The word literally means "Mushroom" in Asian language, but was later translated by Californians.

What's up jongu; how many gallons of milk did you milk last night?

by jongu January 27, 2004

jongus

A undefined word that can be used for anything and everything

Are you yanking my jongus?
Lick my jongus!
suck it up you jongus

by Orcaaaaaaaaaaa August 7, 2018

Jongus

An undefined word that can be used for anything and everything

Are you yanking my jongus?
Rolls right off the jongus.
You're such a jongus.

by Orcaaaaaaaaaaa August 7, 2018

jongulitis

A terrible and horrific condition where you sprout hands from various, undesirable, parts of your body, you suffer terrible rashes around the mouth and eyes, severe allergic reactions to everything, and you have aggressive physical and emotional reactions to triggering words, phrases, or names. The severity of this condition is classified in three stages: 1, 2, and 3. 3 is the most severe. Jongulitis is very contagious and incurable. Do not fear this condition, it is a blessing.

I have jongulitis.
Makena has jongulitis.
Makena is jongulitic.
Abby is joungulitic positive thanks to Makena.

by JongyGal360 June 11, 2019