A male who moves in silence. Has the upmost respect for himself and loyal when in a relationship. But is also deadly and dangerous if you cross his mark
A dark skin African booty scratcher. He is kind but can be very mean if you make him mad. Jequevionce is built like a box, but has great looks. He is talented but shy.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.