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Kim Jonged

1. To be one-upped (repeatedly) by the supposed underdog in a game of nuclear brinkmanship.
2. To have your servers hacked by agents of a country that goes dark at night.

3. To be soundly beaten in an old-timey name-calling war (you lob a lyrically irrelevant insult based on a '70s Elton John song, and are hit back with a surprisingly apt burn that sounds like your name and brings an archaic word back into the modern lexicon: Dotard)
4. To spit vitriol, exposing your inability to actually do anything, and escalating a dangerous game of chicken.
5. To be punked, again and again, by the fat kid with the SpongeBob SquarePants undercut.
"Dang, did you hear Trump threaten North Korea with 'fire and fury like the world has never seen'?"
"Yeah, damn fool. Now he's damned if he does and damned if he don't. He just got Kim Jonged!"

"Mock me, will you, Sony? Well, pow! You've been Kim Jonged!"
Kim Jonged by denumb October 12, 2017
Related Words
Nigger, as auto corrected by Apple.
Those Joggers sure do run fast.
Jogger by Koroba April 29, 2016

joggerman 

when your penis sticks out of your joggers because you wear them too tight.
Damn Will Westmoreland is joggerman
joggerman by willy KALES b January 31, 2015
A racial slur used to describe the bad types of African Americans.
Not all African Americans are bad, but certain ones are considered joggers.
Jogger by TurboSnail July 26, 2022

Joggers Purse

Sweaty Minge obtained after going for a run, or "jog".
Upon returning from her run Sally had a really nasty joggers purse.
Joggers Purse by Jables Fukkunt August 4, 2008

joner stogging 

Jogging when you're stoned. When you're stoned and you run you don't get out of breath so you can go for ages.
Person 1: "my cars not fixed yet and we need to be at matts in 15 minutes and he live at the other side of the town."
Person 2: "hey, lets have some weed and go joner stogging there! we could go for miles and not get tired."
joner stogging by yaydude April 25, 2009
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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