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joggerman 

when your penis sticks out of your joggers because you wear them too tight.
Damn Will Westmoreland is joggerman
joggerman by willy KALES b January 31, 2015
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juggermankles 

A she-man with broad shoulders, popeye forearms, and veins sticking out of her 25" ankles... not the ideal body type for a woman.
We have a juggermankles in the office here, I'm thinking of recruiting her for the football team.
juggermankles by jeru411 October 16, 2008

Joggernaught

A person that steams past you on the pavement as if they had more of a moral right to be there as they are doing something 'healthy'
"I almost got knocked over by a joggernaught this morning"

"Watch out! joggernaught!!"
Joggernaught by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

Jokerman 

used to describe a young, extremely energetic and demented man. Usually will have consumed a sizeable amount of alcohol. Prone to removing clothes, giggling uncontrolably, waving hands in the air whilst shouting 'womp womp' or 'banter' etc.
In certain circumstance has been known to cause property damage and personal facial injuries.
A liability to all around him.
"Jokerman was insatiable last night, absolutely demented!"

"He's had a rake load of booze, I'd say we'll be seeing the Jokerman at some stage!!"

"Did you hear the Jokerman threw a rock through a prominent south Dublin apartment block's door?!! Demented!"
Jokerman by the archie April 8, 2007

Joogenman 

One who loves women. Loves intercourse with women.
Hey look at that Joogenman over there he has 3 women wanting him. Wow he is a real ladies man he must be a real Joogenman.
Joogenman by Joogenman1 July 29, 2011

joggernaut 

douchebag poser who copies another person or person's successful work to feed his own ego and lack of creativity.
douchebag punk poser joggernaut
joggernaut by speaks the truth April 9, 2014

Joggernaut 

An obease jogger. A fat jogger whom nothing can stop.
Look at that Joggernaut, don't get in his way he may trample you.
Joggernaut by Usul July 9, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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