jombal 

a person who lacks proper functioning of brain and hence tends to spurt out nonsense

dont mind his nonsense, pachu is a well known jombal around these parts

jombal by dude0_0 July 1, 2022

Jambalussy 

When referring to that jambalaya pussy

"Yo I'm bouta fuck this jambalussy up!"

Jambalussy by Sloppy Sewer November 1, 2022

Jombathan 

Garfield from the show, comics and movies attempting to pronounce Jonathan after suffering brain cancer

Garfield: Jombathan, I require lunchon
Jon: Garfunkle, please, release me from this hell hole known as the kitchen.

Jombathan by Beefaroni_Salesman November 28, 2022

jambalaya 

JAMBALAYA


There are a wide variety of ways to make jambalaya, with chicken and sausage, or shrimp, or ham, or even duck or alligator. Some involve tomatoes and tomato sauce, some use chicken or beef stock instead. This first one uses both tomatoes and chicken stock, and is a New Orleans Creole-style "red" jambalaya, as opposed to one made with only stock, a more Cajun-style"brown" jambalaya (like Dee Gautreau's or Marc Savoy's).

By the way, it's pronounced <jahm-buh-LIE-uh> or <jum-buh-LIE-uh>.


1 lb. boneless chicken, cubed; AND/OR
1 lb. shrimp, boiled in Zatarain's and peeled; OR
1 lb. leftover holiday turkey, cubed; OR
1 lb. of any kind of poultry or fish, cubed; OR
Any combination of the above
1 lb. (hot) smoked sausage, andouille or chaurice, sliced on the bias; OR
1 lb. diced smoked ham
1 large onion, chopped
1 bell pepper, chopped
3 - 6 cloves garlic, minced (amount to taste; I like lots)
4 ribs celery, chopped
3 small cans tomato paste
4 large Creole tomatoes, peeled, seeded and diced; OR
1 28-oz. can tomatoes
8 cups good dark homemade chicken stock
Creole seasoning blend to taste (or 2 - 3 tablespoons); OR
2 teaspoons cayenne, 2 teaspoons black pepper, 1 teaspoon white pepper, 1 teaspoon oregano, 1/2 teapsoon thyme
2 bay leaves
Salt to taste
4 cups long-grain white rice, uncooked (Some people like converted rice, others prefer good old Mahatma. I use Uncle Ben's converted, as the rice doesn't get sticky or lumpy that way.)


In a sauté or frying pan, brown the chicken, sprinkling with Tony Chachere's seasoning if you've got it; a bit of salt, black pepper and red pepper otherwise. Don't brown if using leftover cooked bird, but you still might want to season the meat. Tear or cut the meat into bite-size pieces.

Brown the sliced smoked sausage or andouille and pour off fat. In the pot, sauté the onions, garlic, peppers and celery in oil until onions begin to turn transparent.

In the same pot, while you're sautéing the "trinity", add the tomato paste and let it pincé, meaning to let it brown a little. What we're going for here is an additional depth of flavor by browning the tomato paste a little; the sugar in the tomato paste begins to caramelize, deepening the flavor and color. Keep it moving so that it browns but doesn't burn. Some friends of mine hate this step, so you can skip it if you want, but then it won't be Chuck's jambalaya. :^)

Once the vegetables are translucent and the tomato paste achives sort of a red mahogany color, deglaze the pan with the about 2 cups of the stock, scraping the bottom of the pan to mix up any browned bits, and stir until smooth, making sure the sautéed vegetables, paste and stock are combined thoroughly. It should be fairly thick.

Add the Creole seasoning, tomatoes and salt to taste. Cook over low-medium heat for about 10 minutes. Add the meat and/or seafood and cook another 10 minutes; if you're using seafood, be careful not to overcook it.

Add the rest of the stock, check seasonings, and stir in the rice, combining thoroughly. Cook for about 20-25 minutes, or until the rice has absorbed all the liquid and is cooked through. If you haven't checked your seasonings before adding the rice, it's too late! It's much better for the rice to absorb the seasonings while it's cooking. Check seasoning anyway, then turn the heat down to low-medium and let the sauce thicken up a bit, with the pot uncovered, stirring frequently, for about 10 minutes. Stir thoroughly to combine all ingredients. When the jambalaya has thickened up a bit and has reached the "right" consistency (you'll know), it's done.

Serve with salad and French bread.

Chuck's Pasta Jambalaya
Decrease the chicken stock to 4 cups, use only 2 6-oz. cans of tomato paste and substitute one pound of rigatoni (cooked according to package directions) for the rice. Mix the sauce well with the pasta, place in a large baking dish and bake in a 350°F oven for about 10-15 minutes.

This is a fabulous variation, and I've decided that I may like it better this way than with rice. Use whatever pasta shape you like, but I like rigatoni best.

jambalaya by Angeli June 12, 2005

Jomalyn 

Your name of Jomalyn has given you inspirational, idealistic, and dramatic qualities.

You have a clever, deep mind and the talent to excel in highly inspirational lines of endeavour as a dramatist, musician, writer, or artist.

You can be lifted by beauty in all forms and are at the most creative when inspired.

Your expressive, affectionate nature responds quickly through your feelings, but you must guard against being possessive and jealous.

Your delight in mystery and your sensitivity to things you do not understand could draw you into occult studies or religions.

Unfortunately, it is difficult for you to retain emotional stability, for you can easily swing into moods of depression and self-pity.

Your quick temper can flare up suddenly and be over as suddenly, leaving you very sorry for any suffering you have caused.

Jomalyn is a noun.

Jomalyn by Mojacko (Google crdts) June 7, 2021

Jomaly 

Jomaly is QUIRKY,funny, smart just not school smart, good example, spiritual, doesn’t need a mans , has a few friends that are close because the others are fake, enjoys her friends’ company, is a lil chubby but, she’ll get skinny(eventually) ,& she is an inspiration for many.

Peter: Do you know Jomaly???
John: Yeah she’s the best !!!!

Jomaly by WhatDaHeck November 10, 2019

jombajam 

the act of sticking your fat cock into a cup of jam in jomba juice and ruptureing your homies ass with the jam still on rubbing it in him and dripping mayonnaise on his tits

gay cunt:hey wanna jombajam

homie:sure

jombajam by likalikanit May 5, 2019