jolly ranchers

jolly ranchers are very good to eat.

the name can sometimes remind you of a gay farmer.

but thats ok, if you eat them your not gay.

mmmm, i love watermelon jolly ranchers. they feel good in my tummy.

by Sydnie the Hippie June 17, 2008

jolly rancher

A man who can keep an erection for a long period of time. Named after the candy Jolly rancher which nevers goes soft even in left in the mouth for hours.

"Girls call me Jolly Rancher, cause I stay so hard. You can suck me for long time, oh my God."-Laffy Taffy by D4L

by Adolphus91788 December 28, 2005

jolly rancher

metaphor used to describe a guy that stays hard forever during a BJ

"it can be sucked for a long time, melts in your mouth, not your hand, stays hard forever -- it's like a jolly rancher"

by Alexxxxxxxxxx October 26, 2005

Jolly Ranchers

Jolly Ranchers are a kind of candy that has tons of flavors. It has gummies, hard candy (original), popsicles, and more! They're my favorite candy, but I only like the hard candy kind because it's original and I think it's the better kind.

"I can buy you Jolly Ranchers as a treat for saving my life."

by Jolly_ranchers99 January 20, 2016

jolly rancher

reffering to cough medicine in pill form - taken recreationally for the DXM causes you to "trip", also taken through normal cough syrup

i got them rainbow colors in my cup
jolly ranchers man this shit be good as fuck
thats the syrp mothafucker thats that syrp
-3 6 mafia

by bor December 16, 2004

Jolly Rancher

When a man puts super glue on his penis and slaps a black man in the ear lobe with it until they are legally siamese twins connected by "Penis to Earlobe Bond"

This move was performed in 1989 by a one armed hooker named Steve.

I gave Lindsay Lohan A jolly rancher in the late 90's when the bitch gave me the wrong drink at McDonalds.

Wow jimmy, Look at that dumb asshole with a Dick stuck to his earlobe.

by Lebron Fucking James October 22, 2011

Jolly Rancher

The Act of inserting a jolly rancher(s) into a females vagina during "playtime." After a while, the jolly rancher(s) will melt and ooze out of her vagina, the male/female then licks the reminence of the jolly rancher.

Jolly ranchers taste better when u give a girl a jolly rancher.

by Kevin May 1, 2006