joke fuck
Kamryn, i know we fucked last night but i was just kidding. Ya know i thought you were in on the joke fuck. I thought we could both have a laugh about it today at work.
joke fuck by BigRodRodney November 23, 2019
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i wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it
Slang. It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.
Hey he’s touching my ass! Yeah I was going to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Why would you say that? It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.
i wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it by B-rizzle June 27, 2019
joke wudda fuck
weird noise uber l33t imiture boys make when ther reach a certain stage of bordom and are forced to make their on joke(laughter). it can be used for weird people aswell e.g
boy;hey look at that old man
boy 2; joke wudda fuck shiznizlistic holy joke shizle of jokenisity
shiznizlistic holy joke shizle of jokenisity: rather advanced way of sayin joke ;)
boy;hey look at that old man
boy 2; joke wudda fuck shiznizlistic holy joke shizle of jokenisity
shiznizlistic holy joke shizle of jokenisity: rather advanced way of sayin joke ;)
normal day at skool, a nice lookin girl has dyed her hair black (STUPIDDD)
boy 'hey look at her hair'
boy 2' holy shizle'
boy3'jokeee wuddda fuck'
bo4'that looks quit nice'
boy' shut up u gayboy
boy 'hey look at her hair'
boy 2' holy shizle'
boy3'jokeee wuddda fuck'
bo4'that looks quit nice'
boy' shut up u gayboy
joke wudda fuck by eks September 25, 2004
fuck that for a joke
"Have you ever had a fuckin' Marlboro Red? I reckon there like fuckin' smokin' a White Ox No Filter, fuck that for a joke aye"
fuck that for a joke by TheTMJ November 24, 2016
fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
fuck 'em if they can't take a joke by Liberte July 28, 2006
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke by Bill gronos July 1, 2009
fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
My plan to hold nuclear weapons hostage for millions of dollars failed so I'm going to kill myself and a bunch of other people.
Sarcastic expression used before arming a nuclear weapon.
'em is the government
Sarcastic expression used before arming a nuclear weapon.
'em is the government
Used by John Travolta's character in the movie Broken Arrow when restarting the nuclear bomb after he realizes his plan has failed.
fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
fuck 'em if they can't take a joke by user name 007 May 16, 2010
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