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i wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it 

Slang. It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.
Hey he’s touching my ass! Yeah I was going to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Why would you say that? It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.

joke wudda fuck

weird noise uber l33t imiture boys make when ther reach a certain stage of bordom and are forced to make their on joke(laughter). it can be used for weird people aswell e.g
boy;hey look at that old man
boy 2; joke wudda fuck shiznizlistic holy joke shizle of jokenisity

shiznizlistic holy joke shizle of jokenisity: rather advanced way of sayin joke ;)
normal day at skool, a nice lookin girl has dyed her hair black (STUPIDDD)
boy 'hey look at her hair'
boy 2' holy shizle'
boy3'jokeee wuddda fuck'
bo4'that looks quit nice'
boy' shut up u gayboy
joke wudda fuck by eks September 25, 2004

fuck that for a joke 

When something is so unreal, it can't even qualify for a joke. It's just that fucked.
"Have you ever had a fuckin' Marlboro Red? I reckon there like fuckin' smokin' a White Ox No Filter, fuck that for a joke aye"
fuck that for a joke by TheTMJ November 24, 2016

fuck 'em if they can't take a joke 

A general catch phrase meaning "who cares?" or "get over it." Sardonic.
A tornado blew away their trailer. Oh, well, fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke 

Black humor remark of US Air Force pilots when told they have bombed friendly forces.
Those were Canadian troops? - Well fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

fuck 'em if they can't take a joke 

My plan to hold nuclear weapons hostage for millions of dollars failed so I'm going to kill myself and a bunch of other people.

Sarcastic expression used before arming a nuclear weapon.

'em is the government
Used by John Travolta's character in the movie Broken Arrow when restarting the nuclear bomb after he realizes his plan has failed.

fuck 'em if they can't take a joke