johnson rod

Seinfeld slang for a fake mechanical part used to jack up the price on your ignorant azz.

Mechanic: "You're gonna need a Johnson rod."

El Stupido: "Oh, a Johnson rod. Well ya better put one of those on there."

by Erix December 8, 2003

johnson rod

(n.) A rod used to control the timing of, and how long the valves stay open on a steam locomotive.

The setting of the johnson rod determines how much power goes into each piston stroke, and to which direction the locomotive will move.

by waltermitty August 21, 2004

johnson rod

device that is connected to a gazach via a knibbling pin

the johnson rod fell from the gazach because the knibbing pin fell out.

by Don Alonso May 28, 2003

johnson rod

Noun - A really big penis.

"Damn, have you seen his johnson rod!?!"

by wiredagain July 25, 2003

Rodrick Jay Johnson

He is a caring and a smart individual. He is so good at mathematics. He is a Pisces. He loves to travel to different cities and states. He plans the trips accordingly on the map. He have won several awards, medallions, and scholarships for bowling because he is the best and no one can tell him a darn thing. He is 13 years old and he is born on February 23, 2008 and he is not to be played with.

Rodrick Jay Johnson (the one and only) is a achiever and can accomplish whatever he set his mind to.

by RodtheMan November 23, 2021

Rodrick Jay Johnson

He is a caring and a smart individual. He is so good at mathematics. He is a Pisces. He loves to travel to different cities and states. He plans the trips accordingly on the map. He have won several awards, medallions, and scholarships for bowling because he is the best and no one can tell him a darn thing. He is 13 years old and he is born on February 23, 2008 and he is not to be played with.

Rodrick Jay Johnson (the one and only) is a achiever and can accomplish whatever he set his mind to.

by RodtheMan November 23, 2021

Ingeborg Angelina Rodriguez Johnsen

The definition og Ingeborg Angelina Rodriguez Johnsen is the most beautiful, sexy, smart, wise, compassionate

,caring, loving and loyal female to ever exist!

Ingeborg Angelina Rodriguez Johnsen is a person everyone either wants to be with or wants to be.

She might get a lot of hate in her lifetime because of jealousy from others.

Ingeborg: Ingeborg is a scandinavian name.
Ingeborgs have a good taste in humor with som extra irony. Ingeborgs are athletic but cute, they don’t take things too seriosly but are very serious in class. They are therefor very fun to party with

Angelina: a super cute girl that is also super friendly. Every boy should have a crush on her and every girl should want to be friends with her. She may be very quiet, but she is very funny when you get to know her

oh look she got that Ingeborg Angelina Rodriguez Johnsen vibe!

by iloveiarj4eva May 6, 2024