by waltermitty August 14, 2004

Control agent who dated and married 99. Bumbling idiot who foiled K.A.O.S. plots through idiocy, dumb luck, and tomfoolery.
by waltermitty February 23, 2005

The setting of the johnson rod determines how much power goes into each piston stroke, and to which direction the locomotive will move.
by waltermitty August 21, 2004

n. A turd that has come halfway out, and you don't know whether to force it the rest of the way out or suck it back in.
by waltermitty August 14, 2004

Nelson: "I don't think we have any ladies off the night in globe..."
Eric: "Yeah, things haven't been the same there since your mom got married."
Eric: "Yeah, things haven't been the same there since your mom got married."
by waltermitty September 08, 2004

Excitement to the point of acting like a jackass yokel. This is what what Rooster, Red, and Trainmaster do after work while sitting at the Sultana bar, drinking Jack Daniels and Coors light.
by waltermitty August 21, 2004

by waltermitty September 16, 2004
