Definitions by waltermitty

86 

Control agent who dated and married 99. Bumbling idiot who foiled K.A.O.S. plots through idiocy, dumb luck, and tomfoolery.

"it's the old wacky definition of misunderstood word to piss people off trick."

86 by waltermitty February 23, 2005

orange julius 

n. The act of pitching a fruity beverage at someone on a bicycle, while speeding past in a car. This act is often initiated by disgruntled boyfriends towards their girlfriends.

Justin: Angie would not let me date other guys, so I gave her the orange julius while she was riding to work today.

Friend of justin: fo' shizzle!

Justin: And the best part is, I have that stupid girl so whipped, I'll still be probing her asshole tonight!

Friend of Justin: Word up!...and BTW quit talkin' and more suckin...oh yeah.

orange julius by waltermitty October 28, 2004

blow an assload 

to deficate, often violently.

"I drank budweiser last night, and this morning I woke up early because I had to blow an assload."

blow an assload by waltermitty September 16, 2004

lady of the night 

A woman who trades sexual favors for money.

Nelson: "I don't think we have any ladies off the night in globe..."

Eric: "Yeah, things haven't been the same there since your mom got married."

lady of the night by waltermitty September 8, 2004

a hootin' and a holleriin' 

Excitement to the point of acting like a jackass yokel. This is what what Rooster, Red, and Trainmaster do after work while sitting at the Sultana bar, drinking Jack Daniels and Coors light.

After riding the mechanincal bull, Rooster was a hootin' and a hollerin' for some dancing girls.

a hootin' and a holleriin' by waltermitty August 21, 2004

johnson rod 

(n.) A rod used to control the timing of, and how long the valves stay open on a steam locomotive.

The setting of the johnson rod determines how much power goes into each piston stroke, and to which direction the locomotive will move.

johnson rod by waltermitty August 21, 2004

oe8 

Olde English 800 malt liquor. Usually sold in 40oz varieties. Also see 40 and 8 ball.

I drank me an oe8 after work.

oe8 by waltermitty August 14, 2004