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Here's the deal

It's what Joe Biden says when he wants you to think he's being brutally frank with you, but the truth is it's a signal (inadvertent or not) that he's about to tell a big whopper
biden: Here's the deal! My new energy plan will benefit ALL Americans
working stiff: Oh, geesh. Here we go again
biden: Including and especially women and POC who are most adversely impacted by global...
working stiff: Oh, FFS *groan*
by thurb May 17, 2021
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FITH

^ When I was young, I never asked a girl what her politics were
> Me neither. Didn't seem important at the time
^ Of course back then leftists weren't nearly as FITH as they are now
> Yup...
by thurb March 31, 2023
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wind-wind

A situation in which two people are farting at the same time
^ *fart*
> *fart*
^ Hey, a wind-wind!
> Hey, a wind-wind!
^ You owe me a Coke
> *f-a-r-t*
by thurb May 23, 2021
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Neckflits

nate: *turns on tv* Hey, where my Neckflits at?
ophelia: Neckflits? We don't have Neckflits, fool
nate: Ah, shit!
by thurb April 28, 2024
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OTOH

An acronym
It stands for "Overthrow The Orange Hitler"
It's what House and Senate Democrats in Washington tried to do every day for four years (January 2017 to January 2021)
legislative aide: Any special orders today, boss?
nancy pelosi: No. The usual OTOH. Just keep focusing on that, okay?
legislative aide: Ummm, sure, but Trump has been out of the White House for months, ma'am
nancy pelosi: Oh, shit! I keep forgetting. Never mind then. Just go fetch me my morning coffee please...
by thurb May 23, 2021
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just like your dick

Useful comeback for when somebody says something that irritates you
^ Dude, that phony charm routine you use on women...it don't work anymore
> Yeah, just like your dick
^ Hey!
by thurb April 16, 2023
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I was talking to your tits

What a dude says moments after accidentally telling the gal he's been sleeping with that he loves her
^ *whispering* Love you s-o-o-o much...mmmm
> Really? *smooch smooch smooch* I love you too, baby! When are we getting married?
^ Huh? NO! I was talking to your tits!
by thurb April 16, 2023
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