thurb's definitions

Greta

Derogatory nickname for any climate alarmist but in particular a younger one

daughter: Dad, when are we gonna get an EV?
father: Never
daughter: It will reduce our carbon footprint and help save the planet
father: Never means never, Greta
daughter: Greta? Huh? My name is Fiona
Father: Go to bed

by thurb April 28, 2024

Pussy Hat

Pink knitted hat with two ears sticking out the top on either side

Popular in the mid-2010's and worn mostly by female moonbat activists at political rallies as a symbol of defiance to the patriarchy and to various other imagined oppressive right wing social policies and organizations

*singing* What's new, Pussy Hat? Whoa whoa whoa! What's new, Pussy Hat? Whoa whoa whoa wo!

by thurb April 28, 2024

Neckflits

Urban pronunciation of "Netflix"

nate: *turns on tv* Hey, where my Neckflits at?
ophelia: Neckflits? We don't have Neckflits, fool
nate: Ah, shit!

by thurb April 28, 2024

Rear Castle Union

An anagram for "anal intercourse" that just happens to sound like the name of a fancy chess move

^ I like to yell "checkmate" after I'm done giving my gal the ol' Rear Castle Union
> Oh, I bet she loves that, huh? *smirk*
^ No, but I pay her phone bill every month. She loves that. So she indulges me...

by thurb April 28, 2024

YOMAB

An acronym. It stands for "You Owe Me A Blowjob"

Something you say to a gal (usually in jest) after she thanks you for doing her a small favor

fiona: Thanks for the lift, Ned
ned: YOMAB
fiona: Yo what?
ned: Umm, nothin'. You're welcome:)

by thurb April 28, 2024

Whip it out

Appropriate response for when someone tells you to suck his dick

^ Suck my dick, asshole
> Whip it out, motherfucker

by thurb June 28, 2023

weakest lint

An anagram for British actress, kate Winslet

Kate Winslet, you are the weakest lint. Good bye!

by thurb June 28, 2023