thurb's definitions

OTOH

An acronym
It stands for "Overthrow The Orange Hitler"
It's what House and Senate Democrats in Washington tried to do every day for four years (January 2017 to January 2021)

legislative aide: Any special orders today, boss?
nancy pelosi: No. The usual OTOH. Just keep focusing on that, okay?
legislative aide: Ummm, sure, but Trump has been out of the White House for months, ma'am
nancy pelosi: Oh, shit! I keep forgetting. Never mind then. Just go fetch me my morning coffee please...

by thurb May 23, 2021

That shit's fire

A simple statement acknowledging next level greatness

^ One hit off that joint from Ned's stash, and four hours later I'm still buzzed
> Yeah, no kidding. That shit's fire

by thurb August 8, 2021

just like your dick

Useful comeback for when somebody says something that irritates you

^ Dude, that phony charm routine you use on women...it don't work anymore
> Yeah, just like your dick
^ Hey!

by thurb April 16, 2023

Neckflits

Urban pronunciation of "Netflix"

nate: *turns on tv* Hey, where my Neckflits at?
ophelia: Neckflits? We don't have Neckflits, fool
nate: Ah, shit!

by thurb April 28, 2024

Johnny-on-the-Spot

He's the guy with the impeccable timing

^ Teacher turned her back for like three seconds, and that's all I needed to copy every answer off nerdboy's exam sheet
> Dude! You're a regular Johnny-on-the-Spot
^ Fuckin' A!

by thurb March 31, 2023

LGBT

Little Girl/Big Tits

^ I'm married to an LGBT
> Huh? Your wife is a lesbo?
^ No, stupid *smack*
> Hey! Ouch!!

by thurb March 31, 2023

POS

Party of Science

mike the moonbat: The Democrats are the POS
wingnut willie: Yeah, no kidding. I've been trying to tell you that for years, you dumb piece of shit lol

by thurb June 17, 2021