thurb's definitions

Game of Frones

It's the way Brits pronounce "Game of Thrones"

nigel: Hey, mate, lemme borrow your "Game of Frones" DVD
alistair: No way, mate. You're a bloody plonker
nigel: Oh, bollocks

by thurb June 17, 2021

all out

The opposite of "all in"
It's something a poker player says when mucking a loser hand

^ I'm all in *shoves*
> I'm all out *folds*

by thurb May 17, 2021

FITH

An acronym
It stands for "Fucked in the Head"

^ When I was young, I never asked a girl what her politics were
> Me neither. Didn't seem important at the time
^ Of course back then leftists weren't nearly as FITH as they are now
> Yup...

by thurb March 31, 2023

Here's the deal

It's what Joe Biden says when he wants you to think he's being brutally frank with you, but the truth is it's a signal (inadvertent or not) that he's about to tell a big whopper

biden: Here's the deal! My new energy plan will benefit ALL Americans
working stiff: Oh, geesh. Here we go again
biden: Including and especially women and POC who are most adversely impacted by global...
working stiff: Oh, FFS *groan*

by thurb May 17, 2021

spiritual eyesore

A woman who is beautiful on the outside but ugly on the inside

ralph: Do you know what a spiritual eyesore is?
ned: Do I? Shit! I'm married to one, buddy. Hello?
fiona: Hey! I heard that, motherfucker!
ned: Oops! Sorry, dear!

by thurb January 1, 2021

You beat everything

A polite way of telling someone what a giant fuck up he is

joe: You beat everything, Hunter. You know that?
hunter: Oh, come on, Dad
joe: You beat every-THING!
hunter: Ah, geez...

by thurb August 8, 2021

Diversity Ninja

Term that describes someone who sees people not as individuals but rather as representatives of the demographic group they belong to based on race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, and so on

^ My gay friend, Naomi, who is black and Latina, got the results of her DNA test back today and found out she is 1/64 Native American!
> Yeah? So what?
^ So what? The little Diversity Ninja inside me is excited for her. That's what's "So what". Duh!
> Oh...

by thurb March 31, 2023