johnjohn 

lover; your one true love

jane i think Billy is my johnjohn.

johnjohn by kaybear October 16, 2006

JohnJohn 

Self obsessed delusional loner

Johnjohn- a person of small stature,self obsessed,delusional. Thinks themself popular and important yet is still somewhat of a loner.

‘Oh my god,did you see that guy?! He was such a johnjohn!’

JohnJohn by Karmafkyh May 24, 2018

John john 

That good good

Thats some john john weed, bro.

John john by Buns420 October 8, 2017

John-John 

It's that fuckin good good.

"Dude that was some John-John weed."

John-John by Buns420 October 8, 2017

john john 

john john is The most amazing person in the world! He will make you fall in love with his smile and beautiful bright eyes. You will spend your life happy, and with a bunch of precious moments with him. There is never a dull moment with john. He will make you laugh bunches to the point of crying. He will sweep you off your feet with his cheesy lines. He will steal your heart with his dorky ways. Not only does he have an amazing personality, he is as handsome as can be! You can definitely be yourself with him around. You will always feel loved, protected&cared for. He is definitely a guy that wins over people's hearts with how sweet he is. His soul will just wrap around your heart and you'll know that he's the one. He is my god-given soulmate. The one i see myself spending the rest of my life with. john, i know you don't see yourself the way i see you, but i promise that for the rest of our lives, i will remind you how amazing you are.

John john is god
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john john by hgccc November 8, 2021

john john 

John aka john john is Somebody who is very attractive. Has a IQ of 337 and beats you in pokemon. Born on 420 and started getting chicks in the hospital, he got a small loan of a million dollars and turned it into 14 trillion and took over the USA and kicked Bill Clinton out. He know keeps secret as his plan "illinati" (Different Spelling to be secret) to take over the world, he currently controls United Nations. He Balls have the same circumference as the milky way and is longer than Andromeda. If you mess with them he will swack at you and leaving you blind due to his ball's beauty. Has hunky man abs and can run faster than the Flash. he is believe to be the 21st greek god as he shoots lightning out of his balls. He is very charitable and sexier than George Clooney. He as 1 girlfriend only because the others drool. He scared Chuck Norris by flinching his eyebrow and beat Rocky with his big toe. As a baby he swung his balls at the plateau in China creating the Himalayas. He secretly has the force and lives a double life on Tatoonie and Dagobah.. His if he lays flat on Arizona He creates the Rockies with his sick abs. Someone once got indented so hard by his dick that they were flatter than hot cakes. He genes are so valuable that his sperm sells faster than hot cakes aswell. But cant do anything without his girlfriend he loves very much. loves smoking weed. loves football. and again scared chuck norris with a flinch

“you know john john?”
“yeah hes so hot”

john john by hgccc November 8, 2021

john john 

john aka john john, cares more then anything about his significant other. but if she messes up. he can leave like nothing ever happened. just dont mess up with john john. hes special, and has the best dick game a girl can imagine.

“your with john john your lucky”

john john by nofockwpaoaosodifir November 10, 2021