John aka john john is Somebody who is very attractive. Has a IQ of 337 and beats you in pokemon. Born on 420 and started getting chicks in the hospital, he got a small loan of a million dollars and turned it into
14 trillion and took over the
USA and kicked Bill Clinton out. He know keeps secret as his plan "illinati" (Different Spelling to be secret) to take over the world, he currently controls United Nations. He Balls have the same circumference as the milky way and is longer than Andromeda. If you mess with them he will swack at you and leaving you blind due to his
ball'
s beauty. Has hunky man abs and can run faster than the
Flash. he is believe to be the 21st greek god as he shoots lightning out of his balls. He is very charitable and sexier than George Clooney. He as 1 girlfriend only because the others drool. He scared Chuck Norris by flinching his eyebrow and
beat Rocky with his big toe. As a
baby he swung his balls at the plateau in China creating the Himalayas. He secretly has the force and lives a double life on Tatoonie and Dagobah.. His if he lays
flat on Arizona He creates the Rockies with his
sick abs. Someone once got indented so
hard by his dick that they were flatter than hot cakes. He genes are so valuable that his sperm sells faster than hot cakes aswell. But cant do anything without his girlfriend he loves very much. loves smoking
weed. loves
football. and again scared chuck norris with a flinch