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Beautiful and sexy. Love to have sex. Very sexual and seductive. Curious likes Both Male And Female. Nuts During Intercourse And If Not Is Very Pissed And Knows Your Not Her Match. JUST LIVING LIFE HAVING FUN!!
Johnise Looks Very edible In That Black Tight Fitted Dress
johnise by Lovelyredd December 20, 2016
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johnsexual 

When a guy is normally straight but has sexual feelings towards someone called John.
Wow that photo of John is hot, I'm feeling slightly johnsexual
johnsexual by Wheatophobic August 15, 2017
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Jonise is to herself but she is so beautiful. Her smile changes your whole mood when she walks in. Everyone loves to be around Jonise. She is wild in bed and gets addicted to sex. But she is a good girl with a big heart. She is someone that sometimes cares for others than she cares about herself.
Damn Jonise so amazing
Jonise by AlexJones442 January 7, 2015
The act of following the majestic and almighty John John actions of this often include a pilgrimage to the temple of John
Tommy is now a johnist and follows johnism
Johnism by Thegendermocker69 June 11, 2018
A real chill and cool, who knows how to have a good time. The life of the party
Man, if Johnice isn't here the party cant get started
Johnice by balltastic October 13, 2010

Johnites 

A group of fans who are brilliant and love to listen to trap music gotten from a popular Nigeria musician Johnson John.
I attended a party last night, half of which were Johnites.
Johnites by Agbawo G October 26, 2020

johnsieatsocks 

a girl who is stupid and loves soccer but shes still a dummy wummy
girl: did you hear about johnsie on that zootiez?
me: yeah i heard
me: johnsieatsocks
johnsieatsocks by chasnluver April 28, 2023
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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