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johnsexual 

When a guy is normally straight but has sexual feelings towards someone called John.
Wow that photo of John is hot, I'm feeling slightly johnsexual
johnsexual by Wheatophobic August 15, 2017
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Jonise is to herself but she is so beautiful. Her smile changes your whole mood when she walks in. Everyone loves to be around Jonise. She is wild in bed and gets addicted to sex. But she is a good girl with a big heart. She is someone that sometimes cares for others than she cares about herself.
Damn Jonise so amazing
Jonise by AlexJones442 January 7, 2015
The act of following the majestic and almighty John John actions of this often include a pilgrimage to the temple of John
Tommy is now a johnist and follows johnism
Johnism by Thegendermocker69 June 11, 2018
A real chill and cool, who knows how to have a good time. The life of the party
Man, if Johnice isn't here the party cant get started
Johnice by balltastic October 13, 2010

Johnites 

A group of fans who are brilliant and love to listen to trap music gotten from a popular Nigeria musician Johnson John.
I attended a party last night, half of which were Johnites.
Johnites by Agbawo G October 26, 2020

johnsieatsocks 

a girl who is stupid and loves soccer but shes still a dummy wummy
girl: did you hear about johnsie on that zootiez?
me: yeah i heard
me: johnsieatsocks
johnsieatsocks by chasnluver April 28, 2023
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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