1) A badass; the coolest, sexiest, most handsome, smooth talkin' motherfucker one could ever possibly hope to meet in two..maybe even three lifetimes. Simply shaking hands makes girls orgasm and guys turn into homosexuals. Can be recognized by seizure causing good looks, an angel's tongue and an enormous penis.

2) A Hard On

3) Dynamite, or any other kind of explosive.

4) A sexual position in which four chicks simultaneously get fucked by the same man. Can only be accomplished by one man....

1) Holy shit that guy is clearly Johnie

--How can you tell?

Because he fucked me and it was better than the best I could ever imagine

2.) She started licking my asshole and I got an immediate Johnie

3.) Shove some Johnie in that hole and lets blow that shit up.

4.) Indescribable

Johnie by TheSpamoni June 3, 2010

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Johnites

Johnites means A group of fans who are brilliant and love to listen to trap music gotten from a popular Nigeria musician Johnson John.

I attended a party last night, half of which were Johnites.

Johnites by Agbawo G October 26, 2020

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Johncel

Handsome, Handsome, Handsome and also Handsome.

Johncel is Handsome.

Johncel by Jansel June 10, 2021

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Johanice

A amazingly beautiful individual who has the biggest heart that anyone can have. She wears her heart on her sleeve and is prone to keep a wall up, but there will be that one special person that she will let, break that wall down. Johanice is sweet and kind and knows exactly what to say at the right time. There isn't one person Johanice doesn't come in contact with, that she doesn't make laugh or smile. She is caring, in all the right ways and was born to someday make somebody really happy.

She is beautiful, must be a Johanice.

Johanice by tittiemaster June 15, 2012

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