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A real chill and cool, who knows how to have a good time. The life of the party
Man, if Johnice isn't here the party cant get started
Johnice by balltastic October 13, 2010
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A beautiful , smart, sexy individual who doesn't give a fuck about what you think.
Man.. I wish i was more like jonnice
jonnice by jav December 4, 2013

Johnites 

A group of fans who are brilliant and love to listen to trap music gotten from a popular Nigeria musician Johnson John.
I attended a party last night, half of which were Johnites.
Johnites by Agbawo G October 26, 2020
1) A badass; the coolest, sexiest, most handsome, smooth talkin' motherfucker one could ever possibly hope to meet in two..maybe even three lifetimes. Simply shaking hands makes girls orgasm and guys turn into homosexuals. Can be recognized by seizure causing good looks, an angel's tongue and an enormous penis.

2) A Hard On

3) Dynamite, or any other kind of explosive.

4) A sexual position in which four chicks simultaneously get fucked by the same man. Can only be accomplished by one man....
1) Holy shit that guy is clearly Johnie

--How can you tell?

Because he fucked me and it was better than the best I could ever imagine

2.) She started licking my asshole and I got an immediate Johnie

3.) Shove some Johnie in that hole and lets blow that shit up.

4.) Indescribable
Johnie by TheSpamoni June 3, 2010

Johnites 

Johnites means A group of fans who are brilliant and love to listen to trap music gotten from a popular Nigeria musician Johnson John.
I attended a party last night, half of which were Johnites.
Johnites by Agbawo G October 26, 2020
Handsome, Handsome, Handsome and also Handsome.
Johncel is Handsome.
Johncel by Jansel June 10, 2021

Johanice 

A amazingly beautiful individual who has the biggest heart that anyone can have. She wears her heart on her sleeve and is prone to keep a wall up, but there will be that one special person that she will let, break that wall down. Johanice is sweet and kind and knows exactly what to say at the right time. There isn't one person Johanice doesn't come in contact with, that she doesn't make laugh or smile. She is caring, in all the right ways and was born to someday make somebody really happy.
She is beautiful, must be a Johanice.
Johanice by tittiemaster June 15, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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