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Being sexually attracted to the sound of sneezes, whether it be a certain pitch, volume or sound.
Girl: I sneezed in front of my boyfriend and he got an instant boner.
Friend: Really? I wouldn't have pinned Luke for a Johnsie.
johnsie by CharlieJ96 February 28, 2015
Words you can keep
A member of St John's College, Oxford
A: You go to St. John's College?

B: Yep! Central location, cheap accommodation, £££, pint at the Lamb and Flag right within reach - also needs to divest from fossil fuels ^_^
A: Spoken like a true Johnsie.
johnsie by anonymous September 7, 2020

johnnie guilbert

Johnnie guilbert

The most cutest emo guy alive. He has the most beautiful smile ever and the perfect eyes.
Johnnie guilbert by Heartwand January 13, 2021

Johnnie Cochran 

Scumbag lawyer who pulled out the race card and used fallacies to get a double murderer off scot-free.
Johnnie Cochran ignored the real issues to get O.J. Simpson off the hook.
Johnnie Cochran by Soul_Driver June 22, 2016

Johnnie Roscoe Production

A vision is only a dream until someone helps make it reality. Johnnie Roscoe Production represents more than a dream; it represents the memory of my late son John Roscoe. Who lost his life at 18 year old to senseless violence, John Roscoe had the passions people posses; the sense of accomplishment people desire and music and writing. Through his dream of music production his memories, will live on. This establishment of Johnnie Roscoe Production we conquer the talent others will understand here is family togetherness which matters. Johnnie Roscoe Production is a family ran business aiming to obtain the sense of union and to maintain the importance of music and family togetherness. If you are a new artist seeking to get started in the music business or an established artist needing new direction with your career, here are the services that we can provide.
Music Production * Radio Promotion * Record Label * Artist Development * Publishing * Song – Plugging
Subsidiary to Famous Records Corp/Universal Records
Johnnie Roscoe Production
Johnnie Roscoe Production- When Dream Makers Become Reality

johnsexual 

When a guy is normally straight but has sexual feelings towards someone called John.
Wow that photo of John is hot, I'm feeling slightly johnsexual
johnsexual by Wheatophobic August 15, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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