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Jonessia is the sweet, cute, chill, and goofy. Everyone around here has a better day simply because of her vibe. She loves strong. Jonessia has a open mind. She's positive all the time. She makes sure everyone is happy. Her goals in life are amazing. Everything in her life is great she is just looking for the one. If Jonessia is in your life your guaranteed happiness.

Jonessia said " Everything happens for a reason and you got to stay strong through everything. Where a smile because life is to short to be stressed!"

jonessia by MsJojo March 14, 2017

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jonessa

Jonessa is a unique name that can from 2 parents in 2006. It’s a mixture of Vanessa and Jonathan

Jonessa is very unique and cool.

jonessa by Annyimois July 30, 2018

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JoNeshia

The ultimate level of cool, calm collectiveness. The ability to sit bakk and evaluate a situation without jumpin in it head first...Also mean beautiful

Damn, you see how calm that bitch is??? She JoNeshia for real...

JoNeshia by shwtyjo_12 November 22, 2011

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Jonessa

Baddest girl alive. Absolutely stunning. Beautiful. Unbelievable body. Fatt asl ass. Perfect titties. You just wish you could fuck the shit outta this bitch. Your dick will be addicted to her.

Guy A: Yo that bitch bad af
Guy B: Yeah, a total Jonessa.

Jonessa by Brandon26 May 25, 2019

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Jonessa

A unique name that was given to a girl in 2004. It is a mix of the names Joseph and Vanessa.

“You are the only person I know with the name Jonessa!” -Simon
“Jonessa is pretty unique” -Everyone

Jonessa by GrassyAssy April 8, 2019

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johnessia

Fucking asshole...hot girl with a dimple. Cheats and copies other ppl' s work. Nice and kind but rude at times. Greedy and loud.

Johnessia talked behind my back... Although I have to say she's pretty

johnessia by Rude and mean February 22, 2017

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Joneshia

Name of someone who is goal oriented, focused, intelligent, astute and a born leader. Low-key hilarious, might seem asexual until you get to know them and realise they're the most sexual person you could meet.

She is a true representation of how to be Joneshia.

Joneshia by Triple J hero maniac July 14, 2019

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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