johnard 

The type of guy who's a legend.

That Johnard guy is a legend.

johnard by Johnardhino April 25, 2023

jonard 

A mythological plant found in the eastern part of the South American Tropics used for healing and herbal medical care. This plant consists of sharp vines know as branches at the tips.

One of the commonest jonard plants is found in the Amazon River's ridges.

jonard by Herbal Master April 25, 2007

jonard 

A large plant found near the ridges of the Amazon River said to be a spiritual healing tool for the native tribes camping afar.

The man used a jonard to cure his pain of sickness.

jonard by Herbal Master April 25, 2007

Johnadu Bah 

Superior form of John Winston, cousin to Enzodu Bah, brother to Graceadu Bah, and greatest foe to the legendary Oscardu Bah, whom which his power resides in being the shortest nigga in the room.

Aaron: who owns microsoft again?
Pierre: JOHNADU BAH
Aaron: no, actually, i’m serious

Pierre: I just said, JOHNADU BAH
Aaron: ok

Johnadu Bah by RiptideFPS November 25, 2020

jonard 

a mythological plant that is found in the eastern side of the amazon river.

the man used jonard to heal his sickness

jonard by herbal master2 April 25, 2007

johnward 

to slug off or put off completely. IE cancel a meeting

The meeting was johnwarded because no one wanted to go.

johnward by GENERAL E June 5, 2007

johnald crump 

A version of Donald Trump that has descended into the god realm.

Person 1: My dad is vac he will ban your steam hahahahha enjoy a vaccation idiot.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well my dad is the great Johnald Crump. He can smite you down in an instant.
Person 1: Oh. Ok.

johnald crump by Piemann November 17, 2016