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Jahnard is a sexy ass boy but can be really mean and don’t understand or is willing to understand but always feel the need to apologize he make u happy and will turn and beat your ass
Friend :y’all see jahnard he so fine
Me: don’t let his finest fool u
jahnard by Jahnard November 23, 2021
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Jahnard is a fine ass boy but is real disrespectful and can’t be loved he will beat your ass and make u feel bad and it will repeat
Them: y’all see jahnard fine ass today
Me: don’t let it fool you he not what u think
Jahnard by Jahnard November 23, 2021
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A Jahtard, similar to being mentally disabled, is used to describe someone doing a very retarded action that can be questioned by literally anyone who witnesses it. The reasoning behind the action is unclear and the "Jahtard" never gives a real explanation to why they did it, as they are retarded. Jahtards are MOST LIKELY to be academically and socially unstable and usually have bad tempers. The origin of why there is a "Jah" before the "tard" is still unknown.
1. "Did you hear what JB did earlier?"
"No, what was it?"
"He shit his fucking pants"
"Holy fuck what a fucking jahtard holy shit fuck that kid"

2. "Apparently Joka named both of his two sons "Jah"!
"What a piece of fucking shit, fucking Jahtard needs to die."
jahtard by Adamawesome2002 June 15, 2019

Janardana 

A Creature of unusual humor, consistently finding strange, and lewd comments amusing and/or entertaining. considered A bad comedian, often will paint its face as a clown in an attempt to get more laughs and attract small children to its general location.
"Dude, that last act was such a Janardana"

"yeah i'm glad i didn't bring my child here"
Janardana by MuhahahahaDAN November 13, 2011

Jahard Moment

A more vague and confusing response to give to someone when you've already said "bruh" to them before.
Two people playing Bedwars
"BRO HE'S BREAKING THE BED DEFENSE!! I CAN'T HIT HIM!!"
"bruh"
"DUDE I DIED"
"That was kind of a Jahard Moment"
Jahard Moment by Antiwasnothere December 21, 2020

janardhanan 

Name of someone real witty, high on intelligence and makes people wonder "Wow what a man??" "Will I ever be as good as this person is" "The lady of his life is sooo lucky to have Janardhanan"
Janardhanan is awesome
janardhanan by nobodyiam May 22, 2018
A very loyal man that will protect you all the time. He will make everything and all effort for you to smile; this guy is not interested with the looks.
A name Jaynard is not a simple word combine by Jā a predominantly fawn-colored Old World bird (Garrulus glandarius) of the crow family and närd or narde, from Old English, from Latin nardus, from Greek nardos, of Semitic origin; akin to Hebrew nērd nard
JAYNARD by Saiyanary June 24, 2021
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