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a mystical creature that has an obession for v necks and his known for being attracted to the color purple. They say he writes music in his sleepless nights. A peaceful person but is up to fight for what he believes in. Communicating is what he likes to do. Inspired from Joseph I that was the emperor of the Holy Roman Empire from 1705-11 and Bernard that is a male given name: Germanic words meaning “bear” and “hardy.” Together combined created Joenard.
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Joenard by Debbshearts February 28, 2010
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A mythological plant found in the eastern part of the South American Tropics used for healing and herbal medical care. This plant consists of sharp vines know as branches at the tips.
One of the commonest jonard plants is found in the Amazon River's ridges.
jonard by Herbal Master April 25, 2007
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A large plant found near the ridges of the Amazon River said to be a spiritual healing tool for the native tribes camping afar.
The man used a jonard to cure his pain of sickness.
jonard by Herbal Master April 25, 2007
a mythological plant that is found in the eastern side of the amazon river.
the man used jonard to heal his sickness
jonard by herbal master2 April 25, 2007
A liberal who voted for joe biden. Not realizing that if you support joe biden. You support his actions past and present. Labeling yourself as a racist , classist , dishonest , pedophile .
Linda : “ Katie I have bad news... my husband voted for joe biden!”.
Katie: “ you did catch him in your closet wearing your wedding dress .... I’m not surprised!”.

Linda: “what a joetard.”.
JoeTard by Bromite123 November 25, 2020
1. (n) an extremely retarded person.

2. anyone who uses the word "Joe" to refer to other people, whether they are named Joe or not.

3. anyone from Quincy, IL.
"Hey Joe, what you fin to do to today"
"My name isn't Joe, and quit talking like that, you sound like a joetard."

"Hey fam, Gucci went hard on that new track, Joe"
"Listen to that guy, what a Joetard"
Joetard by Tito89 August 5, 2010
cooooooooolest, prettiest girl :)
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look at jenard ;)
jenard by BSSSSSSSS April 10, 2009
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