John Smiths 

Alcoholic drink, which comes in three varieties,

1. Bitter
2. Extra Smooth
3. Extra Cold

Built it's legacy on being a no-nonsense beer. The greatest drink to have in a pub (especially in extra cold form), I'ts taste is neither especially rotten nor sweet, and it does not have the same complexion as urine (a.k.a Carlsberg,Fosters)

As an added bonus it's also cheaper in most places than other drinks!

Hey man, coming to the Black Sheep tonight??
No Way, they don't even sell John Smiths were goin elsewhere!!

John Smiths by R_p April 29, 2006

john smiths 

possibly then greatest beer in all the world but only drank in england. it is unstoppably creamy and doesnt hav that bitter taste wat guinness has. evry1 in the world (apart from america) should drink it

i went out last nite n drank 54 pints of john smiths extra cold at the jolly farmer

john smiths by b bibble August 31, 2005

John Smith 

The name of a person with unimaginative parents.

Whats your name? John Smith
Another one ?!?!?

John Smith by Pumpk1ng February 19, 2017

john smith 

An English name... contains two clichés.

guy #1: I'm John Smith.
guy #2: Can't your mom think of a better name than that?

john smith by -\_/- December 28, 2005

John Smith 

Dr Who's pseudonym when he is introducing himself to one he does not want to confide his real identity to.

Random: Who are you
The Dr: uhh...John Smith

John Smith by some random stalker August 23, 2010

John Smith 

pseudonym most used to "shake" the FBI

FBI Agent: Sir, are you Crackhead Pete?
Crackhead Pete: Uh... no... my name is uh... John Smith.
FBI Agent: Sir, your black.
Crackhead Pete: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, YOU RACIST PRICK!?!?!

John Smith by John Smith May 13, 2005

John Smith 

Microsoft's example name when customising m$ software.

Name:
eg. John Smith

John Smith by John Cactus October 10, 2006