john peter 

Schlong, penis, dick, prick

He cant keep is john peter in his pants

john peter by Hobbo Ella October 22, 2014

Peter-John 

Literally the best guy in the world. No one can ever beat this man's personality and his amazing looks. The guy that will never hurt you. The guy that will always love you and always be loyal to you. This man never let's you down. He will always make you smile, always brighten your day and definitely always give you butterflies. If you have a Peter-John in your life; never let that man go. Love him, cherish him and keep him in your heart.

I am so inlove with Peter-John.
Peter-John is amazing!

Peter-John by Hi086 November 22, 2021

Peter John 

The king of logo history videos, call your papa with this nickname, hehe

You: Huh, Peter John. Whatcha doing?
Dad (with peter john nickname): Hehe hello son..

Peter John by thelolmanofth July 22, 2020

Peter John Salad 

A salad shaped like Peter John. The Bowl is shaped like peter, the tomatoes are shaped like Peter, even the eggs are shaped like Peter. The salad was originally created by Eric Cartman of south park with two gay people.

"That's the legendary Peter John Salad."
"Wow Eric Cartman and two gay people made it."

Peter John Salad by Slimy weiner March 21, 2023

John Peterson 

A great war hero turned soldier of fortune, John Peterson was a strapping young soldier who took part in the Vietnam war. However, after becoming disillusioned with the war, he moved on to become a soldier of fortune, fighting as a mercenary for those who paid the highest sum. This took him on to numerous adventures all around the globe, so much so that he has become viewed as a 'Indiana Jones' type figure amongst those who know and know of him.

Standing at a towering 6'9 and weighing 293 pounds of pure solid muscle and 0% body fat, John Peterson is a sight to see. With his master-level elite skill in Mixed Martial Arts and statuesque Adonis like physique, he strikes immediate fear into the hearts of all his enemies, lust in the hearts of all women and envy in the hearts of all men. All the women wants him and all the men wants to be him. Oh yes, he is THAT, damn good.

women: "oh my, John Peterson is such a hunk!"

guys: "I so want to be like John Peterson! he is my idol!"

John Peterson by anonymous anonyman January 19, 2013

John Peters 

An extremely nice guy with blue eyes and brown hair with blonde highlights and bits of grey as you can tell he is 6 ft 4 and ready to mingle and not in ways you may think.For example he knows the whole air cadets drill Manuel off by heart and can recite every word to you.

John Peters is a verry cool guy

John Peters by Jude the dude June 5, 2025

johnpeter 

A guy of odd existence, and is often clueless. However don’t be tricked by his idiocy, for sometimes his words can help.

Hey, do you see that idiot?
Yeah thats johnpeter

johnpeter by ARealAnonymousPerson January 25, 2021