johnpeter

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A guy of odd existence, and is often clueless. However don’t be tricked by his idiocy, for sometimes his words can help.

Hey, do you see that idiot?
Yeah thats johnpeter

johnpeter by ARealAnonymousPerson January 25, 2021

Words you can keep

Johnitter

A sexual act when a mockney/cockney inserts the bristle end of a chimney broom in and around their bum hole while looking at a picture of Ben Fogle.

Last night I was so bored I taught myself how to johnitter.

Johnitter by Gonzo91 April 6, 2021

Related Words

john peter • John Peterson • John Petrucci • Jon Peter • janpeter bode • Johnsteroony1534 • johnieheren • Johnitter • Parker Johnpiere • John Deere

john peter

Schlong, penis, dick, prick

He cant keep is john peter in his pants

john peter by Hobbo Ella October 22, 2014

Johnsteroony1534

Johnsteroony1534 is a tiktoker with their and best friend thequeen55556’ another tiktoker. She loves scooby doo johnsteroony1534 loves sharks

Person 1: “Who is that tiktoker he’s cool”
Person 2: “Johnsteroony1534

Johnsteroony1534 by SnoopyShadow December 23, 2020

janpeter bode

a useless example of what a German stands for.

janpeter bode by Anonymous June 17, 2003

janpeter bode

a dude who reinvented procastinating

janpeter bode by Anonymous June 17, 2003

johnieheren

that is riding the grass with a chocomouse in your hand while it is 9 degrees outside

Mom, me and dad are gonna johnieheren!

johnieheren by teabaggingshitword March 10, 2020

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026