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john and chris 

two fuckin assholes that should be a couple because nobody fuckin likes them ...
chris a straight up hood bitch and a crazy bitch and john is a straight up fuckin asshole and a huge fuckin creep with starring problems....
they should be together cuz it just makes fuckin sense
those fuckin asshole ...john and chris should be together ...
john and chris by aye.9903619 March 7, 2017

christopher john mcpherson 

A good-looking idiot that does stupid jetty jumps to impress girls and breaks both feet ending up in a wheelchair. Is a loyal honest idiot has a sexy mullet and smokes crack....
Did u see that guy with the sexy mullet jump off the jetty and fuck both feet?? It looks like Christopher John McPherson!

chris and john 

the cutest fuckin couple ever ...like they both assholes and idk who they really are but ik they are the most known assholes in our class...2 assholes should be together they look freaky no lie ;)
omg chris and john are cute together but ...there fuckin assholes...maybe they can change each other
those freaky ass motherfuckers ;)
chris and john by ufo.kitten March 7, 2017

JohnChristian

JohnChristian is an amazing, sexy, perfect guy. He is very social and loves to be with the people that matter most. He excels at all sports, especially football, lacrosse, and swimming. Everyone should be friends with a JohnChristian, he is kind, caring and truly a good friend. He is always there for others and always gives good advice.
JohnChristian, he's a cool dude.
JohnChristian by Rosy39 November 1, 2013

Johnchris 

Johnchris is a name that can only be described as out of this world the man himself is a legend a superhuman he can without a doubt fuck any girl he wants yours his or my girl they all belong to him we are just borrowing them he is so amazing he can see when your about to hate on him and curve it like a punch thrown from Conner mcgregger he is the best fighter in the world no man can beat him but he is so strong he wishes not to use violence his words are like honey to your ears he can have you wiping his ass with your own paycheck if he wishes his life is like a story that can only be written by Shakespeare because of how poetic it is his story would have to be told by different people with the best knowledge in their fields for the funny parts of his life Adam Sandler would be required to narrate for his charisma only Matthew McConaughey could tell that his adventures well only the great Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson could speak of Johnchris is so talented he once made a girl cum with his cock while he was soft he has eyes that can switch color from ocean blue to sea green he can speak every language known to man even the dead ones he taught King Arthur how to use Excalibur he can beat Chuck Norris, Bruce lee, Jet lee, Ip man, and Jackie Chan at the same time with one hand behind his back his cock is so huge it is what causes the earthquakes in California and the tsunamis in Asia and the hurricanes on the coast
Madi: I want Johnchris to make me his girlfriend I can't imagine life without him. Abbie: Me too I want him to make me whatever he wants .
Johnchris by Wolfwalker December 28, 2017
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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