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Johnchris 

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Johnchris is a name that can only be described as out of this world the man himself is a legend a superhuman he can without a doubt fuck any girl he wants yours his or my girl they all belong to him we are just borrowing them he is so amazing he can see when your about to hate on him and curve it like a punch thrown from Conner mcgregger he is the best fighter in the world no man can beat him but he is so strong he wishes not to use violence his words are like honey to your ears he can have you wiping his ass with your own paycheck if he wishes his life is like a story that can only be written by Shakespeare because of how poetic it is his story would have to be told by different people with the best knowledge in their fields for the funny parts of his life Adam Sandler would be required to narrate for his charisma only Matthew McConaughey could tell that his adventures well only the great Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson could speak of Johnchris is so talented he once made a girl cum with his cock while he was soft he has eyes that can switch color from ocean blue to sea green he can speak every language known to man even the dead ones he taught King Arthur how to use Excalibur he can beat Chuck Norris, Bruce lee, Jet lee, Ip man, and Jackie Chan at the same time with one hand behind his back his cock is so huge it is what causes the earthquakes in California and the tsunamis in Asia and the hurricanes on the coast
Madi: I want Johnchris to make me his girlfriend I can't imagine life without him. Abbie: Me too I want him to make me whatever he wants .
Johnchris by Wolfwalker December 28, 2017
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JohnChristian

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JohnChristian is an amazing, sexy, perfect guy. He is very social and loves to be with the people that matter most. He excels at all sports, especially football, lacrosse, and swimming. Everyone should be friends with a JohnChristian, he is kind, caring and truly a good friend. He is always there for others and always gives good advice.
JohnChristian, he's a cool dude.
JohnChristian by Rosy39 November 1, 2013

johnairis 

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A beautiful girl who will go out of her way to make you feel special. She will be a different type of girlfriend to make you feel glad that you have her. She will help you if you need help. But if you make her angry, she’s a force not to be reckoned with. She’s a nice girl once you get to know her. She is smart and intelligent in her own way. She can be annoying but in the end you still love her. She’s a lovable girl. If you were find a johnairis in your life, keep her.
Johnairis is a girl

johnkris 

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Johnkris is me. Therefore, I exist.

Joachris 

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You hear her before you see her. Her light is so bright and contagious. She gives horrible book recommendations. Don't piss her off! Because she has a judgemental face. If you need a cuddle and a shoulder to cry on she will be there in a heart beat. Want to spend all your money? Call Joachris because she does too.
Friend: my boyfriend and I are having problems...
Joachris: Dump him!
Joachris by Whosthatgrrrl November 23, 2021

Janchris 

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Janchris is a hard headed guy but he's sweet to someone he loves. He's the best boyfriend a girl could ask for he's sporty. he doesn't stay at home.
:Who's that cute guy?

: Oh he's janchris
Janchris by Xanra November 24, 2021
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