joesing
joesing by DecentDeason June 16, 2024
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Indiana Jonesing the Coffee
When you are making coffee in a coffee maker and you lift the pot out carefully as you tilt your own cup into the stream of coffee. Taken from the opening scene of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" (1981) when Harrison Ford's character fills a bag with sand to steal a booby-trapped idol.
Me: I was Indiana Jonesing the coffee in the breakroom this morning!
My Secretary: Yeah, you made an awful mess! (hands me a paper towel)
My Secretary: Yeah, you made an awful mess! (hands me a paper towel)
Indiana Jonesing the Coffee by James Gerraughty January 5, 2009
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Jonesing for that hang
Jonesing for that hang by mrhandsandfeet August 9, 2019
Josing
A multi-meaning word which originated as prison slang in Louisiana, particularly South Louisiana and is primarily used in those areas.
Josing can be defined as the following:
1. Serving time in jail or prison.
2. Participating in an activity or distraction, particularly in jail, which makes the time seem to pass faster.
3. The act of joking at someone else's expense, especially in jail but also used in street context.
Josing can be defined as the following:
1. Serving time in jail or prison.
2. Participating in an activity or distraction, particularly in jail, which makes the time seem to pass faster.
3. The act of joking at someone else's expense, especially in jail but also used in street context.
jonesing for a bonesing
A girl is jonesing for a bonesing when she has been deprived of sex, is desperate for male attention, and/or is simply a slut looking to get boned on any given night by any given dude. Girls that are JFAB are easily taken down by almost any guy after a few drinks and not saying anything too wild that would mess up your outstanding, essentially assumed chances.
Broski: "Dude did you take that chick to pound town last night after the bar?"
Standard Dude: "You know it. Basically talked to her for a minute or two before last call and she said we should go back to her place after I passed the "test" of remembering her name."
Broski: "Haha legit. She was clearly jonesing for a bonesing."
Standard Dude: "You know it. Basically talked to her for a minute or two before last call and she said we should go back to her place after I passed the "test" of remembering her name."
Broski: "Haha legit. She was clearly jonesing for a bonesing."
jonesing for a bonesing by JeffSpicoli February 25, 2011
Grandpa Joeing
Technique used mainly by males to sleep in the same quarters (Bed, Couch, etc.) without having the threat of gay/awkward encounters. The two will lay in opposite directions (feet next to head) mirroring the position used in the movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory by Grandpa Joe and the other geriatrics in that beat on shit-hole house.
I was Grandpa Joeing on the couch with Raff yesterday watchin golf
Yo I dont have anywhere to sleep, you mind if I Grandpa Joe with you.
I slept with Jim, its cool tho we Grandpa Joe'd
Yo I dont have anywhere to sleep, you mind if I Grandpa Joe with you.
I slept with Jim, its cool tho we Grandpa Joe'd
Grandpa Joeing by T$SS March 29, 2011
John Paul Jonesing
John Paul Jonesing by Little Walken December 24, 2010
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