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joeying (verb) : the process by which alcohol is excessively consumed to induce a state of intoxication
Bro 1: Dude, do you wanna smoke tonight?
Bro 2: Nah, I prefer to fuck my life up joeying!
Joeying by cosbylover69 September 14, 2020
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Upon denial of suggestion, relentless tactical assault commences until submission
After hours of joeying, Brian finally submitted to anal
joeying by syndrognito October 2, 2015
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The act of defecation. Can be used shorthand as well, Joey.
Adam: where is chris?
Kaz: oh I think he's joeying right now.
Adam: shit! I need to talk to him.

Or

Adam: god, I need to drop a fat Joey right now.
Kaz: chris is in the bathroom joeying as we speak.
Adam: shit!
Joeying by Bloweychino December 9, 2011
Verb:

The act of Joeying is a 4 step process:

Step 1: Fill bathtub with orbeezs

Step 2: Fill Rubber Gloves with said Orbeez (from step 1)

Step 3: Tie off rubber gloves, Glue on Googly eyes to the Outside of the glove

Step 4: place your new creation in random places around your city, to cause confusion and possibly incite Violence.
Sean: why is Joseph in Jail?

Nathan: He got caught Joeying the Taco Bell again.
Sean: Ah.
Joeying by N8 A December 19, 2022
When someone calls you repeatedly but never leaves a message.
My friend Steve kept Joeying me last night and it pissed me off.
Joeying by Carnivore-Poet June 2, 2026

Grandpa Joeing 

Technique used mainly by males to sleep in the same quarters (Bed, Couch, etc.) without having the threat of gay/awkward encounters. The two will lay in opposite directions (feet next to head) mirroring the position used in the movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory by Grandpa Joe and the other geriatrics in that beat on shit-hole house.
I was Grandpa Joeing on the couch with Raff yesterday watchin golf

Yo I dont have anywhere to sleep, you mind if I Grandpa Joe with you.

I slept with Jim, its cool tho we Grandpa Joe'd
Grandpa Joeing by T$SS March 29, 2011

almond joying 

Eating ass
I'm going to eat a nigga ass like an almond joy. Almond joying
almond joying by xXFBombXx June 16, 2014
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