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Joeled
On a rare occasion, it's when a person hits the jackpot in the lottery and due to their extreme excited, has an orgasm at the same time.
"OH GOD.... I HAVE BEEN JOELED.... AH YEAH! IT FEELS SO GOOD!"
or
"OH GOD! Oh god, yes! I've won the lottery! ... I'm having an orgasm..."
or
"OH GOD! Oh god, yes! I've won the lottery! ... I'm having an orgasm..."
Joeled by MichaelJCaboose December 19, 2014
Joehead
A term of ridicule assigned to a young child with a disproportionately head/body ratio.
Typically used as an insult of last resort (when the user has exhausted all logical alternatives and must resort to aesthetics-based attacks).
Extremely powerful - but with long lasting effects that will cause the recipient to hate you deeply for life.
Typically used as an insult of last resort (when the user has exhausted all logical alternatives and must resort to aesthetics-based attacks).
Extremely powerful - but with long lasting effects that will cause the recipient to hate you deeply for life.
I thought Joehead was about to kick the game winning goal, but instead he capsized under the weight of his own head at the moment he was about to kick for a score.
Joehead by Christchurch Express March 27, 2010
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jochelle by RagingFireType April 12, 2021
joeheathcote
Also referred to as "Chickenslayer" and "Chickenman"
joeheathcote is an Oni (Demon) stemming from Japanese folk lore from the Kamakura period (1185–1333).
A lost soul that now wonders the streets of Yorkshire, England, after a Japanese trader supposedly smashed a pot containing his essence some time in the 14th century.
A number of sightings have been reported of him, from recent years, stemming all the way back to his origin in the Japanese wilderness.
You would know immediately if you happen to stumble anywhere near this spirit, as he uses trademark phrases such as "why would i salt a eggplant", "sooo", "niegroied HHAHA H", "am i", "ohhhh makes sense i am noob so", and most commonly, "do u".
The true meaning behind these phrases is most certainly lost to the ages, but they still manage to haunt anyone misfortunate enough to hear them. It is said that anyone unfortunate enough to cross his path will be frozen in place, and forced to listen to his incoherent rambling, and mysterious high pitched buzzing emanating from his mouth until he gets tired and retreats into the shadows.
If you happen to meet joeheathcote in your travels, the most important thing to do is not panic! The best way to rid yourself of the demon is to nod and smile whilst pretending that you understand what he's saying, this will undoubtebly make him leave faster.
joeheathcote is an Oni (Demon) stemming from Japanese folk lore from the Kamakura period (1185–1333).
A lost soul that now wonders the streets of Yorkshire, England, after a Japanese trader supposedly smashed a pot containing his essence some time in the 14th century.
A number of sightings have been reported of him, from recent years, stemming all the way back to his origin in the Japanese wilderness.
You would know immediately if you happen to stumble anywhere near this spirit, as he uses trademark phrases such as "why would i salt a eggplant", "sooo", "niegroied HHAHA H", "am i", "ohhhh makes sense i am noob so", and most commonly, "do u".
The true meaning behind these phrases is most certainly lost to the ages, but they still manage to haunt anyone misfortunate enough to hear them. It is said that anyone unfortunate enough to cross his path will be frozen in place, and forced to listen to his incoherent rambling, and mysterious high pitched buzzing emanating from his mouth until he gets tired and retreats into the shadows.
If you happen to meet joeheathcote in your travels, the most important thing to do is not panic! The best way to rid yourself of the demon is to nod and smile whilst pretending that you understand what he's saying, this will undoubtebly make him leave faster.
My lord, I can hear strange words coming from the bushes again...
As can I, boy, we best get moving if we hope to avoid the joeheathcote.
As can I, boy, we best get moving if we hope to avoid the joeheathcote.
joeheathcote by bighomiemood February 14, 2018