Joe-Head

(noun, singular): The person you should always come to when he calls you; an irresistible Joe who also wants YOU

Heather came home one day and Joe said, Come to Joe-Head, and Heather came. (Variant phrasings might include "come to the head of Joe")

Joe-Head by Joe-Head April 14, 2006

Joe-head

A ugly average Joe who blaims life's problem's on the government when they live on them using wellfare and never hold a job on purpose. Uses other people's phones for avoiding police tapping theirs, and claim their normal.

inspired by average joe
see: Joe & Anita

The Joe-head reacted to the seeing the officer.

Joe-head by Michel Mullin September 16, 2005

Joe-head

1. An Average Joe A man phobic of police tapping phones & Blaims Government for things that their fault but live off
them.

2. Any male who is the avoid even is slightless way, or a
pain in neck

"our being A joe-head"

Joe-head by Micheal South September 27, 2005

Picky Head Joe 

A boy that is the absolute opposite of the boy that you like. It is used as a code name for him. Works best when he is white/mixed with white.

Girl 1: Look what Picky Head Joe just texted me!
Girl 2: That was my 13th reason.

Picky Head Joe by Smexy Toothpick December 27, 2021

Joe Bald Headed Granny 

It’s basically Joe Mama but on steroids. As in, that weird song…

Joe mama, Joe daddy, Joe bald headed granny, she mean, she lame, she needs some booty cream!

Joe Bald Headed Granny by koiboi2 May 17, 2022

Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe 

A term used to describe Joe Biden and Kamala Harris in a nasty way due to pictures of Biden sniffing little kids surfacing and Harris known to be sleeping with older married men in order to advance in her political career.

Trump had the election stolen from him. No way I'm gonna support Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe

Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe by TommyNoleBuc June 6, 2021

Joehead 

A term of ridicule assigned to a young child with a disproportionately head/body ratio.

Typically used as an insult of last resort (when the user has exhausted all logical alternatives and must resort to aesthetics-based attacks).

Extremely powerful - but with long lasting effects that will cause the recipient to hate you deeply for life.

I thought Joehead was about to kick the game winning goal, but instead he capsized under the weight of his own head at the moment he was about to kick for a score.

Joehead by Christchurch Express March 27, 2010