Joe-Head
(noun, singular): The person you should always come to when he calls you; an irresistible Joe who also wants YOU
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Joe-head
A ugly average Joe who blaims life's problem's on the government when they live on them using wellfare and never hold a job on purpose. Uses other people's phones for avoiding police tapping theirs, and claim their normal.
inspired by average joe
see: Joe & Anita
inspired by average joe
see: Joe & Anita
Joe-head by Michel Mullin September 16, 2005
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Joe-head
1. An Average Joe A man phobic of police tapping phones & Blaims Government for things that their fault but live off
them.
2. Any male who is the avoid even is slightless way, or a
pain in neck
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2. Any male who is the avoid even is slightless way, or a
pain in neck
Joe-head by Micheal South September 27, 2005
Picky Head Joe
A boy that is the absolute opposite of the boy that you like. It is used as a code name for him. Works best when he is white/mixed with white.
Picky Head Joe by Smexy Toothpick December 27, 2021
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Joe Bald Headed Granny by koiboi2 May 17, 2022
Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe
A term used to describe Joe Biden and Kamala Harris in a nasty way due to pictures of Biden sniffing little kids surfacing and Harris known to be sleeping with older married men in order to advance in her political career.
Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe by TommyNoleBuc June 6, 2021
Joehead
A term of ridicule assigned to a young child with a disproportionately head/body ratio.
Typically used as an insult of last resort (when the user has exhausted all logical alternatives and must resort to aesthetics-based attacks).
Extremely powerful - but with long lasting effects that will cause the recipient to hate you deeply for life.
Typically used as an insult of last resort (when the user has exhausted all logical alternatives and must resort to aesthetics-based attacks).
Extremely powerful - but with long lasting effects that will cause the recipient to hate you deeply for life.
I thought Joehead was about to kick the game winning goal, but instead he capsized under the weight of his own head at the moment he was about to kick for a score.
Joehead by Christchurch Express March 27, 2010
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