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When you think someone *might* be slow, but you're just not sure, he's joebuck.
"What is wrong with that guy?"
"I don't know man, I think he's joebuck."
joebuck by vizkiz May 25, 2009
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Joe Buck Syndrome 

A disease that originated from FOX Announcer Joe Buck. Symptoms of Joe Buck Syndrome include:

1) Only raises voice during a game-changing play.
2) Rarely, if ever, exhibits genuine excitement and passion.
3) Chronic smug.
4) Has a famous dad or brother.
Other announcers infected with Joe Buck Syndrome include:
Mike Tirico, Glen Kuiper, and the Gumbel brothers.
Joe Buck Syndrome by lbtman October 21, 2010

joe buck'd

the act of jinxing or screwing oneself over by talking about a situation before it actually happens similar to the sports announcer, Joe Buck.
Joe Buck "Reyes has never hit a home run off of mariano rivera in the 9th inning with 2 outs and....OMG ITS HIGH ITS LONG ITS GONEEEEE ITS OUTT OF HEREEE"

sally "i never had a condom break inside of me"
tom "you just joe buck'd yourself
joe buck'd by the feefees December 31, 2009

joebucked 

To royally FUBAR; to destory, defile and/or violate in a brutal manner.
Cliffs: mofo driving a veyron runs into a salt water lagoon and left it running. Joebucked the engine.
joebucked by YHHAWNFTPSHI November 12, 2009
Joeluck (pronounced: JOHL-luk) is a rare and powerful form of luck that can be either good or bad. It is neither the positivity nor negativity that define Joeluck, but the sheer extremity and awesome power that it wields. Joeluck is often found in accordance with Joels.
a person who is a Joel: "A pigeon just so happened to keel over and die at the exact moment that I passed under the branch on which it was perched. It landed on top of my head and released its bowels one last time."

random dude whom with Joel is sharing his pointless story: "That's disgusting, man."

the Joel: "Yeah but as I stood frozen in disgust and disbelief, a lightning bolt came out of the clear blue sky and struck the ground only a few steps in front of me. It surely would have killed me AND ruined the bag of popping corn kernels inside my pocket had I not been struck by that dead bird."

the random dude: "No kidding! Man, that is some serious Joeluck! Hey, I just found out that I inherited $400,000 and I want to split it with you for no reason."

the Joel: "Sweet."

then the random dude uncontrollably snaps out of nowhere and kills the Joel.
Joeluck by BatJoel August 24, 2011
To screw up in such a complete way that you pay for it for the rest of your life.
When i no longer want to be friends with someone, i will tell them to go joefuck themselves.
joefuck by robthefourth May 24, 2016

Jebucketed 

Meaning that you got pranked by a bucket.
Angelo at a waterpark: Wow this place is huge!
Gets splashed by water.
Random dude who splashed Angelo with water in bucket: You just got jebucketed!
Angelo: Woooooaaaaah!

This is in memory of Angelo, who's still alive, and tried to put this definition on the Urban Dictionary, but it didn't get published.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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