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When you think someone *might* be slow, but you're just not sure, he's joebuck.
"What is wrong with that guy?"
"I don't know man, I think he's joebuck."
joebuck by vizkiz May 25, 2009
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Jooucked 

Jooucked:1 To be Shanked by a large object.
Jooucked:2 To be shot
Ex1:Dang, that dude got Jooucked by that shank
Ex2:MAN I just jooucked you with my magnum!
Jooucked by AzN 53nSaTion May 29, 2010

Jebucketed 

Meaning that you got pranked by a bucket.
Angelo at a waterpark: Wow this place is huge!
Gets splashed by water.
Random dude who splashed Angelo with water in bucket: You just got jebucketed!
Angelo: Woooooaaaaah!

This is in memory of Angelo, who's still alive, and tried to put this definition on the Urban Dictionary, but it didn't get published.

jobcucked 

A situation where a person earnestly applies for a job, usually with relevant skills and experience, but has no chance of getting due to the selection panel having already made up their mind about who they will hire (an internal candidate, a family member or friend)

Generally happens in government and large organisations that have bureaucratic HR policies, requiring positions to be externally advertised.
getting jobcucked by an internal hire is so rude. why did you even advertise externally. come on
jobcucked by marrowingstan July 27, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026