Angelo at a waterpark: Wow this place is huge!
Gets splashed by water.
Random dude who splashed Angelo with water in bucket: You just got jebucketed!
Angelo: Woooooaaaaah!
This is in memory of Angelo, who's still alive, and tried to put this definition on the Urban Dictionary, but it didn't get published.
A situation where a person earnestly applies for a job, usually with relevant skills and experience, but has no chance of getting due to the selection panel having already made up their mind about who they will hire (an internal candidate, a family member or friend)
Generally happens in government and large organisations that have bureaucratic HR policies, requiring positions to be externally advertised.
getting jobcucked by an internal hire is so rude. why did you even advertise externally. come on
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.