joebucked 

To royally FUBAR; to destory, defile and/or violate in a brutal manner.

Cliffs: mofo driving a veyron runs into a salt water lagoon and left it running. Joebucked the engine.

joebucked by YHHAWNFTPSHI November 12, 2009

joebuck 

When you think someone *might* be slow, but you're just not sure, he's joebuck.

"What is wrong with that guy?"
"I don't know man, I think he's joebuck."

joebuck by vizkiz May 25, 2009

Jooucked 

Jooucked:1 To be Shanked by a large object.
Jooucked:2 To be shot

Ex1:Dang, that dude got Jooucked by that shank
Ex2:MAN I just jooucked you with my magnum!

Jooucked by AzN 53nSaTion May 29, 2010

Jebucketed 

Meaning that you got pranked by a bucket.

Angelo at a waterpark: Wow this place is huge!
Gets splashed by water.
Random dude who splashed Angelo with water in bucket: You just got jebucketed!
Angelo: Woooooaaaaah!

This is in memory of Angelo, who's still alive, and tried to put this definition on the Urban Dictionary, but it didn't get published.

Jebucketed by cool dude 09876543211234567890 December 20, 2021

jobcucked 

A situation where a person earnestly applies for a job, usually with relevant skills and experience, but has no chance of getting due to the selection panel having already made up their mind about who they will hire (an internal candidate, a family member or friend)

Generally happens in government and large organisations that have bureaucratic HR policies, requiring positions to be externally advertised.

getting jobcucked by an internal hire is so rude. why did you even advertise externally. come on

jobcucked by marrowingstan July 27, 2022