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When you think someone *might* be slow, but you're just not sure, he's joebuck.
"What is wrong with that guy?"
"I don't know man, I think he's joebuck."
joebuck by vizkiz May 25, 2009
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Jooucked 

Jooucked:1 To be Shanked by a large object.
Jooucked:2 To be shot
Ex1:Dang, that dude got Jooucked by that shank
Ex2:MAN I just jooucked you with my magnum!
Jooucked by AzN 53nSaTion May 29, 2010

Jebucketed 

Meaning that you got pranked by a bucket.
Angelo at a waterpark: Wow this place is huge!
Gets splashed by water.
Random dude who splashed Angelo with water in bucket: You just got jebucketed!
Angelo: Woooooaaaaah!

This is in memory of Angelo, who's still alive, and tried to put this definition on the Urban Dictionary, but it didn't get published.

jobcucked 

A situation where a person earnestly applies for a job, usually with relevant skills and experience, but has no chance of getting due to the selection panel having already made up their mind about who they will hire (an internal candidate, a family member or friend)

Generally happens in government and large organisations that have bureaucratic HR policies, requiring positions to be externally advertised.
getting jobcucked by an internal hire is so rude. why did you even advertise externally. come on
jobcucked by marrowingstan July 27, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008