joe lester

The fattest cunt you ever saw. my guy cant even fit through your average doorway. He has to get his clothes custom made. acts tough but is really a pussy. he also has fucking grease and chocolate sauce for blood

Guy 1: bruh i legit saw joe lester the other day
Guy 2: dude its not even that hard to see him considering how fucking fat he is

joe lester by some punk bitch July 10, 2022

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Joe Letter

Joe Letter lives in Scottsdale Arizona and aspires to be like his little brother nick. Though he likes to think of himself as the king of sex; God knows he screws like a girl. The rest of his family is hilarious and his dad is probably the coolest guy ever; but Joe could certainly be considered the family disappointment due to his homosexuality and his lack of humor.

Quit being such a Joe Letter and ask a girl out for once.

Joe Letter by Love, Momma April 29, 2009

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The jolester

A deadly creature that lurks in the night waiting for its prey

Oh no The Jolester is coming

The jolester by Sunbun1 October 9, 2017

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Joelested

When you get molested by a guy named joe

guy 1 : i saw on the news that a person got joelested

guy 2 : yeah his name was joe

Joelested by joesiah December 16, 2019

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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